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Mr. Am I Being Detained
Mr. Am I Being Detained
@gonebabygone.bsky.social
Chief of da autism police and boss of the Irish Mob at the same time. Cousin, I’m a union man.
Fresh Newlook
Fresh Newlook
@fresh-newlook.bsky.social
Bluesky's most popular account. Old, weird, maladjusted, not too bright but occasionally distracting, that's the Fresh Newlook guarantee! You may remember me from such social media platforms as Twitter, jorts.horse and knzk.me, but why? 𓅃
sammy😗
sammy😗
@postsronin.bsky.social
she/her
discord: postsronin
meh
meh
@sadscorpshit.bsky.social
there is no god but we're in hell • they/he
Ben Passmore
Ben Passmore
@benpassmore.bsky.social
Comics maker, New Afrikan Anarchist, showing up late as usual
Lindsay Ellis
Lindsay Ellis
@lindsayellis.bsky.social
Basically just Kendall Roy without the money
gay (derogatory)
gay (derogatory)
@disco-socialist.bsky.social
queer 🏳️‍🌈 / brown 🧔🏾‍♂️ / demon 👹
The Nerdskull
The Nerdskull
@nerdskull.bsky.social
Infamous Nerd Culture Opinion-Haver. Queer. Any pronouns. Video Games, Board Games, Anime, Novels. Lefty politics, anti-bullying, anti-harassment.
debbshock
debbshock
@debbshock.bsky.social
Notorious D.E.B.
I'm a lover, I'm a fighter, I'm a sexy genius. A woman of mystery. A pain in my own ass. Love me immediately pls
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
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@kcgreen.bsky.social
“My biggest fear right now is that I'll wake up and this conversation won't be a dream.”
xian cochran
xian cochran
@melferburque.bsky.social
weirdo in a weird land. aspiring flâneur.

dirtbag socialist. asexual. bipolar. he/him
shaun
shaun
@shaunvids.bsky.social
ratwife
ratwife
@pinkberryshake.bsky.social
sparkling little delinquent
evil jealous pancake hating bitch
born to lurk, forced to post
Charles Kinbote
Charles Kinbote
@charleskinbote.bsky.social
There's a little of every artist in their work

Pronouns: He/Him
Discord: charles.kinbote
Hot Weather Takes
Hot Weather Takes
@paulythegun.bsky.social
america's #1 most ethical tornado chaser
Monica Lewinsky
Monica Lewinsky
@monicalewinsky.bsky.social
yeah, that one.
Confirmed Professional Agitator
Confirmed Professional Agitator
@mumbly-joe.bsky.social
My posts are bad because I'm still in beta
Allison
Allison
@ajoff.bsky.social
Texan with too many jackets. Serious up to 10% of the time. she/her

that’s not me that’s CRJ and Julien Baker
Alder Cheems
Alder Cheems
@aldercheems.bsky.social
Hey everybody, an old man's talking
geoffrey
geoffrey
@parsnip.bsky.social
festive seasonal homosexual, tinned fish enthusiast, citrus enjoyer, he/him
🗡️🦐
Micah
Micah
@rincewind.run
Recovering forum poster, politics doomer, basketball nerd. I write code for a living. He/him.

Deputy Chair of the Ankh-Morpork Posters’ Guild

PFP by @atlastalos.bsky.social

discord: xel42 (mutuals only)
Tony Glosson, probably 🇺🇦 🇵🇸
Tony Glosson, probably 🇺🇦 🇵🇸
@glosson.bsky.social
221B Baker Street

he/him
A Particular Brand of Man
A Particular Brand of Man
@beemow.bsky.social
Philly. Please like my cat photos. Happy to shut up and be wrong. Tyrese Maxey stan account. I promise to be normal in your replies.
Curlz MT stan account
Curlz MT stan account
@rachelsmith.bsky.social
printmaking, comics, illustration, sculpture, fiber arts, shitposting (she/her)

📸 https://www.instagram.com/racheldeesmith?igsh=MW9lYzNzaXZiazFj
🧺 https://linktr.ee/slowwaveatelier
BK
BK
@knitandski.bsky.social
Wandering around / medieval theology / dogs
Emissary Of Night | ليلى
Emissary Of Night | ليلى
@diplomatofnight.com
If you need to contact me, DM via Twitter or use my inbox.
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@derpgently.bsky.social
Meat Popsicle, player of games, reader of books, jaded optimist.
internet freds
internet freds
@esquiring.bsky.social
21st century digital attorney. cybersecurity & data counsel, probably not your lawyer.

~~☆~~
Be the sand you wish to see in the gears.
KAFUI. 🇬🇭
KAFUI. 🇬🇭
@mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social
maryland’s favorite daughter
brooklyn’s finest gal

in lieu of flowers, pour jewels into my open coffin

🇵🇸 ftrtts.
Michael Hobbes
Michael Hobbes
@michaelhobbes.bsky.social
Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short.
Matthew Elliot 𓅆
Matthew Elliot 𓅆
@matttbastard.bsky.social
oh no we skeetin
love & barley 🦉
love & barley 🦉
@loveandbarley.bsky.social
Draining the sake cask -behold  a gallon flower vase |

barley (he/him) dad

I post about critters and nature, food, mushrooms, etc.
Elias FKA Big Voyage
Elias FKA Big Voyage
@bigelias.bsky.social
Stay at home dad, nap-time musician
Thomas Hansen
Thomas Hansen
@thomashansen.bsky.social
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity, an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty; I'm that Jungian thing...

$TSLAQ card carrying member

PSA: Elon Musk is a dumb persons idea of a smart person…

Evelyn Beatrice Hall fan
Johnny Bigballs
Johnny Bigballs
@wyattprivilege.bsky.social
welcome to pussy gulch, wayfarer
welcome to pussy gulch, wayfarer
@rat-carpet.bsky.social
band of rowdy youths are digging up the lawn searching for the jules rimet trophy
Oregon Rolled A 20
Oregon Rolled A 20
@oregonrolleda20.bsky.social
Jewish? Yes
Bi? Yes but ACE please don't be horny towards me
Political? Yes
Social Justice is important, Feminism is good.
RL is for the arguments, Online is for the fun & DnD

I don't know you, let's keep it that way

Pro-Alt Text🦆
Jamie
Jamie
@that1dad.bsky.social
He/they
Shitposting. But not like the good kind. Like “I hope I get into What’s Mid” shitposting. Also dorky stuff.
Chris Person
Chris Person
@papapishu.bsky.social
Gaming. Blogs at Aftermath. Video at Highlight Reel.
Making Chips
Making Chips
@enceladusty.bsky.social
Spouse • UAW member • Pell Grant winner • 1stGen • Controls engineer [Fanuc, Siemens, Rockwell] • Licensed electrician • Often found in the Great Lakes Basin

Avi: illustration of an imaginary creature's head
Header: photo of myself on a picket line
Trevor Risk
Trevor Risk
@sunshinesucks.bsky.social
Letterkenny and Shoresy writer.

112 > 311
Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty
Burping Contest Winner, Eudora Welty
@cheaplaughter.bsky.social
She/her. “Who will bring redemption? The jesters.” UNC 🩵
Chicken WingDings
Chicken WingDings
@ebridget.bsky.social
Bridget in Los Angeles. Video Editor for the news, Story Producer for a long ass time. Trans mother fucking rights bitch · Free Palestine
https://fatfreeshitsicles.tumblr.com/

she/her
Arlan Hellison (famous)
Arlan Hellison (famous)
@thehell.zone
celebrity. denim vest enthusiast. Converse high top aficionado. connoisseur of violent trash. Hell Zone pod cast on occasion
Max Kennerly
Max Kennerly
@maxkennerly.bsky.social
17 years in court as a law-talking guy for plaintiffs, now a mix of stuff. Posts too much about politics.

email [email protected]
Athlete's Foot Demon
Athlete's Foot Demon
@rwoodsmall.bsky.social
Online store selling items for everyday household needs
Florence Ashley
Florence Ashley
@floralashes.bsky.social
Transfeminine jurist and bioethicist | Ass. prof at the University of Alberta Faculty of Law | Clerked at Supreme Court of Canada | www.florenceashley.com | they/them/that bitch