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Jombucha

@mangetout.bsky.social

Fraud-fighter and wannabe philanthropic entrepreneur. Help me?
Inclined to making terrible jokes.
https://twitter.com/mangetout and basically anywhere else I could get the handle.
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This must be a constitutional first for a country to elect a tweet.
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Private benefit > public good
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I have a new SSD and PSU so my project bank is full for next week, while my money bank is empty.
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China and Xi are not synonymous.
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Peter Thiel has never beeped in the Mount Vic tunnel. He probably likes Mojo black coffee.
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Well, not action that supports the current climate, anyway.
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I wish I was someone's cool friend.
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So he wins, but is too scared to leave the West Wing, making Vance the de facto Pres? Surely someone has already turned this into a plot device?
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I like my sheltered life where there are no Fox News commenters.
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Couldn't, wouldn't, shouldn't.
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Don't know what you are talking about. I bet he loves Nickelback and Dave Matthews.
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I'm weirdly optimistic. So many things could be better, but, apart from actual cultists, it's hard to see people voting for the naranja nazi
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There are other things he could be doing that don't necessarily break the constitution (which is of course upheld by the Supreme Court).
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Here's a theory: The Trump assassination attempt is actually bad news for Trump. He wins if people don't vote. More engagement means more voters. This is a short-term distraction from Project 2025, but the association is now Right There and hard to shrug uff.
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Likely Spoiler: he soiled himself and blamed AI hypnosis.
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He's a petty hate machine
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"No job for you here, Barron. I'm father's favourite."
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My "tipoff not generated by Chat-GPT" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
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Archetype of the. "I'm upsetting both sides, so I must be doing something right!" fallacy.
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"I know it's not you" is embarrassing every time, even when they are right.
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Ofc Vance is a crypto bro
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There is a direct correlation between 501s and NZ crime. And no, it's not exclusively the fault* of the people sent here with no support network in place. Failed by two societies. *Of course criminal responsibility has many factors including personal choice
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Making crime legal would be more effective. And that is what they are doing*! *white collar crime only
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This whole excerpt tells you multitudes about our current political moment.
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Not one aspect is defensible.
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The rumour that Trump wasn't shot, but rather hit by a glas fragment/shrapnel... It's still not great (obvs), but it does add gallows humour.