Matt Miller: because i have to wishcast to stay sane now, the funniest possible twist is Trump dying before he names a running mate and a brokered Republican convention

because i have to wishcast to stay sane now, the funniest possible twist is Trump dying before he names a running mate and a brokered Republican convention

Specifically dying under vaguely mysterious circumstances, with all the Qanon people certain that Biden did it because now he has immunity.

I would enjoy observing this, yes

In the words of Judy Tenuta, "IT COULD HAPPEN."

How the hell does someone at that weight at that age stay alive

Spite

The best doctors his campaign donors can buy

Ozempic

“Dying”

comes down to Haley vs a giant pile of burning books

lmao

haley: i want to do x, y, z sign in front of the fire: vote for me and you can throw whatever the fuck you want in me

🙏🏼

I'll pledge my undying worship to any diety that makes this happen.

Every liquor store in the country will be emptied in that day — which I hope isn’t too far off.

If Trump kicked it before the election I would throw the biggest party, I would die of alcohol poisoning and it would be worth it.

Hopefully when he does die 5 different people step up and say (maybe with evidence!) that Trump promised them the VP spot, House of the Dragon style.

I'm thinking seriously that he'll refuse to name a VP at all. He doesn't think he needs one. He only accepted Pence because his lackey convinced him he needed someone to help lock in the religious right. Now, he doesn't even need that.

Every morning, before I tune in, I ask myself, "Is he dead yet?"

I want the big macs to catch up to him so bad. What an incredible moment that would be

The GOP spent eight years abandoning all principles and backstabbing anyone who didn’t follow suit. It would be bonkers for then to have to make decisions now

With everyone talking about Biden executing Trump, Putin has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever to Trump right now.

funny, yeah. but then Trump is a martyr. And to keep his base intact they would nominate a Trump clone who is potentially smart and ideological and therefore more dangerous

who is that person (and then I'll give you 10 others that would have knives out for him)

Vance. Then maybe Stefanik, Pompeo, Mace

If we’ve learned anything over the last 8+ years, there is no Trump clone.

Not if he dies like Elvis did, which come to think of it is entirely possible

Hunch: he doesn't even have a will. Why waste time on something that won't matter until he's gone?

i don’t really care as long as he’s dead

Thought of this exact thing today and it made me giggle.

They have a deep bench. DeSantis will step right up, and breeze through the nomination. LOL, no, Nikkki Haley does not stand a chance.

Deep but exceedingly narrow. No one brings red team together like he does

DeSantis fits perfectly. He is Trump on steroids. Smarter. And no baggage of 1/6, so billionaires will openly back him.

*Trump dying days after naming Doug Burgum as his running mate.

We really dodged into the bullet when COVID didn't do it.

That's apex wishful thinking right there

get a voodoo doll blow out some candles wish by any means necessary

Or, he names the worst person, wins, but dies a month in, and the next four years of infighting so destroys what's left of the GOP, that they go the way of the Whig's. Like, I don't think Trump is the problem, but I do think that he's the cist collecting all of the filthy diseased puss in one spot.

I’m willing to do anything at this point

if god was real or life was any kind of fair he would die before the end of the month

unfortunately we are 0/2

like to charge, boost to cast

They'd nominate his corpse anyway, and its would 46% of the vote in the general election

The best of all possible worlds.

🙏

Every other Republican would defeat Biden handily

not necessarily true, as this would devastate a lot of the MAGA core into probably not voting

Look, I didn't want to reskeet this, but I got to be No. 13 so...

I can picture the room of writers now….what an insane plot twist!

The conspiracy theories around this would almost write themselves.

Plz

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