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herons have GOT to be the funniest species of bird to photoshop tiny top hats on. they all look like world weary 19th century english gentlemen
Starlings would probably wear fezes I reckon:
which bird do you think would suit a bowler hat most and why is owls
oh it has GOT to be owls, like herons they also look like theyre wearing a coat but unlike herons they look like they fill it out
what hat would look best on a secretary bird?
a beanie. those birds are mid 2010s hipsters
she has opinions on indie folk bands youve never even heard of
...yeah i'd let her kick me to death
i dont like this guy, wake up nerd 2011 was 13 years ago
This bird called me a “racist zio” even though she has a TikTok account of her playing NWA covers on her ukulele.
i think you're gonna slide that bird more into fuckboi dyke than 2010 hipster but i'm excited by the prospect
Man that new Oranges In A Box album is so good. Oh, you probably haven't heard of them.
I used to play bass for coquettish fascinator.
What about penguins? I think they could pull off a bowler
sadly penguins just look way cuter with tiny cowboy hats
bsky.app/profile/meli... he is here to end the discourse
Did not expect the cowboy hat! All I can think of now is Sam Neill from Jurassic Park
owls yes but in my humble opinion parrots as well
owls in bowlers look like mobsters or private detectives meanwhile parrots in bowler hats look like eccentric steampunk inventors
steampunk parrot inventing a cracker delivery machine
he is thinking about so many designs,,,
*rushes off to roll an Aarakocra Artificer with a thing for hats*
how about a bird positioned in such a way that thanks to decals, that it looked like he was wearing a fedora and smoking a cigar and it looked really real? It's simply too good.
I respectfully suggest puffins
And they all sound like Bernard from The Rescuers (even though he wore a different kind of hat)
Perhaps they’re worn out by the exertion of courting these fine ladies
This is very true and I believe the same for gators being the nascar fans of the world
Lahore pigeons feel like they'd wear something expensive but silly
That hat is giving me "a second health bar appears & the music speeds up" vibes.
Fascinators are DLC items meant to be worn for the buffs
hehe girls will literally be so precious as they send you photos of herons that they've edited top hats on to
i think this is going to be my new favorite hobby
they look so deeply unserious
I was going to ask which birds wear newsboy caps, but then
pigeons
