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This site’s got the juice
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Everyone knows the sixth protected class: the British
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The FCDO needs to issue a travel advisory against social media usage during the first week of July. The ex-colonists are tweeting with live rounds.
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“My pronouns are “His Majesty/His Majesty’s””
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Sorry, correction: *Our pronouns are His Majesty/His Majesty’s
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This is literally how transphobes mock pronouns in their bio. It's exhausting how stupid and unoriginal it is.
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My 7YO has started calling me “yes ma’am” as a joke and honestly, I’ll allow it
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Tangential story: I was an expert witness at a trial where the opposing side's expert witness called the judge "Your Majesty" instead of 'your honor.' I've never heard a courthouse break out in such uproarious laughter. It's the kind of laughter a comedian would want to end a show with.
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Cancelled for refusing to respect the English
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Actual unironic “my pronouns are your/highness” post lmao
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Hi, my name is Charles Mountbatten-Windsor-Oldenberg-Wettin-Saxe Coburg und Gotha, my pronouns are we/our.
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they said no and they meant like "call me Doctor, not mister" which also doesn't make sense, given that doctors generally went to school and worked and learned many things
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I will respect any king who seizes the crown, Kull-like, from a tottering monarchy.
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*Oliver Cromwell ruminates on whether to like this*
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Their Royal Majesty
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A few years ago there was a running joke on the left that we called Starmer "Keith". A supporter of his claimed this was akin to deadnaming Starmer. Turned out although said supporter had thousands of tweets they'd never mentioned trans-people once before.
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My general assumption when I see "Keith Starmer" is just that autocarrot did it.
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Why are brits like this?
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an ingrained sense that petty misery is the only true form of happiness
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That... Explains a lot actually
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Come... join us... the ennui and pervasive sense of mild disappointment is soooooo satisfying.
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No thanks, cuz then it means I'll have to have "authentic" Fish n chips again and that's an experience I don't want a repeat of.
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Swimming in a mix of oil and vinegar?
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The number of folks empire-splaining that "knighthoods aren't titles of nobility or peerage" was pretty wild.
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Empire-splaining is very good, Peter.
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Want to like this but don’t want to disturb this
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