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Murray Magpie

@murraymagpie.bsky.social

Aspiring novelist, musician, and seller of chemicals
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Gen Z overthinking things is why we don’t get cool movies anymore
I watched Terminator for the first time tonight, and while it’s a solid movie, I do think it’s funny that the premise is basically “Hey, how’d you like to go back in time and bang my mom”
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I have dog eared, a thousand books or more… (To the tune of INXS ‘never tear us apart’)
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Can’t keep up with 2024, can we start again? It’s getting out of control
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This is the correct way to read lots of books
Editor: We need a drawing of a young Tarzan reading a bunch of books. Burne Hogarth: I got you, bro.
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I am also living this nightmare
Me saying let’s circle back after the holidays: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me after the holidays: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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Always yell brava
totally crazy that at the opera guys are literally yelling “brava” sometimes
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Hang on … are you saying there isn’t?
Does she...does she actually think there is a literal "pole" to be found at the north pole, like you see in movies and cartoons?
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Anyone want to buy a used Tesla? Anyone?
Perfect encapsulation of the excuse-making many blithely ignorant Tesla owners make. I get it - it’s embarrassing to admit you rolled the dice, buying a bare bones golf cart from a Nazi because you _do_ care about your carbon impact. None of that means you can’t sell the Tesla and buy better.
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This is my life but my wife does not get
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I can’t believe the guy from that show would do this
One of the Duke boys is on Twitter signing threats to the president lol.
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Just been thinking, the white queen in Narnia was really a total badass, some one should do the story from her viewpoint, plus she’s 🔥
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Did we ever find out how many fries?
2021 really was a weird time when I think back on it
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I have zero idea what’s going on in this thread but it’s hilarious and has rizz
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Would watch
These dogs look like the villains in a movie where a golden retriever wins a snowboarding tournament
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The Centre for Auto Safety woke up and chose anti-violence. It’s a real tweet, I checked and yes, the chuds are brigading them.
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Very cool impressionist sculpture
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Heartbreaking
Two weeks ago, Jewish Currents interviewed three doctors in Gaza to show the world the direness of their situation. The story was just updated to reflect one of the doctors was killed by an airstrike in his own home, making this quote even more gutting. jewishcurrents.org/we-have-lost...
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We are witnessing the biggest global anti-war protests since the Iraq war in 2003. (Pictures from Washington DC, London, Berlin, Jakarta)
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my pick for greatest modern-era nba photo used to be wade posing in foreground / lebron dunking in the background, but i think the new #1 is obvious. it wouldn't work nearly as well if wemby wasn't 7'4. the spurs are going nuts for the basketball head man like barney the dinosaur just came to life
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for the pentagon to pull back their advisors who are now going to the mediasaying that they have nothing to do with whatever the IDF and Netanyahu’s government are about to do in Gaza should tell you whatever is transpiring is genocide on an industrial scale.
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Prove you’re human. Prove you stand on two legs. Run.
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