southpaw: The nation of Colombia saw its moment to do the funniest thing possible

The nation of Colombia saw its moment to do the funniest thing possible

"COLOMBIA WITH AN O!"

Colombia Total Landscaping

Under rated skeet

For real, the Washington DC drivers licenses had to be changed not to read "District of Columbia" anymore because people kept getting stopped at/entering US airports for "not having a passport"

Goddman autocorrect!

Nation of Colombia has more balls than the college..that tracks

I mean, a nation would have more balls than a mere college.

A college has a much easier time fixing their ways with less red tape than an entire nation.

Depends tbh.

A college doesn’t have to worry about diplomacy much, just getting people in. Country has to worry about a lot more. It’s easy for a college to say no they won’t support killing civilians, hell should be easy for anyone.

Sure but the college has to deal with their host country's politics, being shut down or fined or whatever. I think it really is a complicated comparison. But yes, ideally this should be an obvious and easy thing to say. Even more ideally, there shouldn't be a genocide in the first place.

Lots of people are going to misread this and absolutely lose their fucking minds.

They carpe'd the SHIT outta that diem.

Lol nice

CHAT, IS THIS REAL??

thehill.com/policy/inter...

Colombia to cut diplomatic ties with Israelthehill.com Colombian President Gustavo Petro said Wednesday he plans to sever diplomatic ties with Israel over the Middle Eastern country’s conduct in its war against Hamas in Gaza. Speaking at a May Day rall…

RESPECT.

Those absolute legends.

chicos yo se que esto es dificil de asumir, y me caen bien las protestas de sus universidades, pero eeuu no es el ombligo del mundo, y por el sur de sus protestas nos enteramos quienes pasamos tiempo en bluesky. abrazo.

i know it doesn't apply but am still reminded of this classic

What a difference a U makes

Georgia, you know what you must do...

So much of comedy is timing!!!

A+

All eyes on the sportswear company.

This will be exactly like 3-ish years ago when conservatives learned for the first time about "capital" vs "capitol"

I thought that was an Onion headline for a second there.

There will be an opinion in the Atlantic by 7 am tomorrow 🤣

When someone knows how to seize the moment

Tomorrow they need to throw a pizza party for all their university students and faculty.

Viva Colombia

Colombia seems to have its act together. Also restricting imports of US beef because we have H5N1 up in our cows: www.reuters.com/markets/comm...

Protests work!

Good one.

Now their diplomatic relations aren’t 100% pure

unthinkable just a few years ago

Someone please eli5 why this is funny.

Because chuds are going to see Colombia, think Columbia, and go REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This week, students at ColUmbia University in New York City have been protesting the university's ownership of shares in Israeli businesses and in US weapons manufacturers that directly support Israel's military. The headline sounds like it refers to the university if you don't read closely.

I guess it never occurred to me that anyone could be that ignorant. Not sure what happened to my brain there, because OF COURSE they’re that ignorant. 🤦🏻‍♀️

In the biggest of turmoils, hilarity can ensue

didn't like them smearing their name like that

god tier trolling 🇨🇴

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