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Incredible stuff.
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So they noticed a guy with a backpack going into the building, but failed to stop him because they were too busy making fun of him for probably having THE SAME HOBBY THEY HAD? They didn’t just lose, they lapped themselves several times around the track.
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They’re going to blame all this on MtG, aren’t they.
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I blame everything on Marjorie Taylor Green
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Kinda funny that between the two MTGs, if you guessed which one had space lasers run by religious organizations come up in their history, you'd likely be wrong
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Well, if you specify *which* cultural / religious organization, it gets 1000% easier to guess.
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It's funny because green is one color you know she would not be playing.
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well some seem to be blaming it on the women secret service agent near trump for not guarding him correctly. funny how it turned out to be the snipers and the cops.
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Reminder that they were making fun of him for a hobby they decided he had based on his appearance that they all actually have.
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so theyre saying they look the same
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Reminds me of the Bojack Horseman scene where all the people at the coffee shop are making fun of New Yorker readers in a way that makes it clear they all also read it.
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This could be the plot of a fucking Brooklyn 99 episode I swear
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It could be because as I’ve just found out, apparently, it’s completely made up
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that twerpy little bad-aim fuck. This all could have been over.
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As much as I loathe Trump and don't want him anywhere near power, I think we'd be dealing with even more chaos and insanity if that shot had hit its mark.
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nope. Being done in by a school-shooter type with an AR-15 was the closest this universe tried to bend towards justice, but it bent just 4 inches too short.
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That “justice” would’ve caused retaliation and it would’ve sent us even closer or directly into death spiral we’re already approaching, it doesn’t matter how much you don’t like someone, political violence has no place in America
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against whom? The kid was a Mark David Chapman, looking for the quick fame and meaning that easy access to guns can bring. We are already living in an era of political violence. It'd be nice if the other side felt it every now and again as well.
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Political violence has been a constant for a long time, and yeah, it's overwhelmingly from the right. My post wasn't intended to "both sides" it, just as an observation that escalation is a crap shoot. The result of the missed shot has mostly been a shrug. If he died, who knows where we'd be.
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Yeah, who even needed that darn old Civil War anyway
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Stunning that no one approached the guy on first sighting. I'm flabbergasted they didn't evacuate Trump when he returned with a backpack.
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They did have a fairground full of people open carrying, cuz PA is like that apparently
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So you're saying a crowd full of good guys with guns failed to stop one bad guy with a gun?
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Or that spotting a gun in a crowd of guns is a futile endeavor
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Welp, that's just bad judgement piled on bad judgement then
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I don’t understand why anyone is surprised that the gun-toting party had someone firing one at their event, surprising it doesn’t happen more often tbh
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Literally had a guy singing "I wanna be in the stands with a gun in my hand, I'm an all American guy" at their national convention three days later. It's beyond parody. It's an insane death cult.
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No one is talking about how the ramshackle dumbfucky of the Four Seasons Landscaping event staff made this much, much, much more likely.
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i mean if we’re looking to cast blame, i’d argue that it lies with wizards of the coast for publishing such an engaging card game
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I sent this to a group chat and told one person IRL about this before realizing it was fake. We’re both grounded from the internet now.
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I'm so sad, I wanted this to be real so badly. I hate the internet.
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this is possibly the greatest thing i've ever read
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I understand that this was a newer/unusual situation b/c people were allowed to bring guns to the rally but wow between this and the cop who saw him on the rooftop and ran away, really seems like all the money in the world wouldn’t change this.
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how dare you get my hopes up like this