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Matt | Farallon

@ottercynic.bsky.social

Photography, ephemera and the odd non-sequitur. Bird place refugee. Tunes & toons. Canadiens fan. #GoHabsGo | Pokémon Go: 2183 3320 7470 | 🔞 |Banner by me | Icon by Shiuk.
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Repost from the other place…
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Breaking News:
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Good Morning Trans Friends/Mutuals
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I had a Lyft driver today who was listed as deaf or hard of hearing, and the Lyft app very helpfully taught a few American Sign Language (ASL) gestures to communicate. I think that’s really great, and thank them for doing it!
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I was just talking to an old friend about MST3K memories, and then learned of the death of the legendary Roger Corman. 
Goodbye Roger, RIP and thanks for all the memorable films 💔💔
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"shut up wesley was traumatizing for me" is truly some of the funniest, weakest, sniveling shit from a huge douchebag who is so desperate to remain relevant and pretend he's a good person lmfao
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i'm fuckin dying
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For the love of god, Montresor!
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Every time a tech bro's tesla get keyed, a trans girl gets her titties.
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The National Four Panel Cartoon of Bluesky, from Sarah Andersen www.instagram.com/p/C5lggqIsh51/ (I checked to see if she has an account here; alas not!)
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I regret to inform you that Canada Geese are building pyramids and have formed a death cult. The lake shall run red with blood sacrifice.
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[first day of work] me: so, when do i get to kick one? boss: we don't actually- me: how about that one? that one looks like kind of an asshole
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Someone is trying to tell us that the orbits of celestial objects occasionally put them in line with one another, tectonic plates occasionally shift, lightning travels along the path of least resistance, and probability dictates events occasionally coincide for no other reason than mere chance.
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Cybertruck guy distraught to realize that everyone outside their community thinks it's ugly and stupid
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Just got back from the James Bond gadget lab and boy are my ties armed
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Explaining the San Francisco Bay Area to a New Yorker. This is uncannily accurate.
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EXCOMMUNICATE EXCOMMUNICATE
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Roger examined the ocean. Then he examined his life. Not once had he ever broken a rule or challenged authority. But now, it was time for this “good boy” to cross the line. Time to go rogue.
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Lots of Overnight Constitutional Law Experts on here suddenly confident in their ability to second-guess the Supreme Court and adjudicate the actually quite subtle and contested question of [checks notes] Whether Texas can have its own Foreign Policy uh wait a sec what the fuck
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I dunno. I think AI kinda nailed this one.
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I’ve been getting a lot of police dept. fundraising calls since the beginning of the year. They come from all over the country, and all use this Southern voice if you answer, “y’all said you were busy,” etc. One today came from Beverly Hills, CA. I guarantee BHPD does not need $.