Matt Novak: The one thing we have working for us right now is that Republicans are such monsters they fundamentally misunderstand how to properly capitalize on Biden’s weaknesses.

The one thing we have working for us right now is that Republicans are such monsters they fundamentally misunderstand how to properly capitalize on Biden’s weaknesses.

Republicans: Biden loves his crack-addicted son and offers people cookies. Can you believe it?

"what's a Gaza strip, I'm pissed about those socialist chocolate chip cookies"

They're actually pulling fellas is it gay/weak/woke to offer people cookies, aren't they? I thought I was missing something. There are so many terrible things about Biden. They're so bad at this.

Sounds terribly wholesome.

I kinda want to see an interview with a Trump guy who is furious about the cookies.

Also, you can refuse them (except for the “strictly necessary” ones).

All other things aside: this is basic hospitality? If you schedule an in person meeting with someone, put out some refreshments. Coffee, tea, cookies, pretzels, something. Who are these people?

Actual monsters, as it turns out

They just fail at being human at every level, like there isn't a single recognizable adult human trait among them.

americans: known for hating a sweet little treat

can these people be trusted to show up and enjoy the meeting and the food?

Who tf gets mad that someone brings you cookies? What IS that?

getting mad a jealous reaction for "I didn't bring them (everyone likes cookies) and they might not like what I brought"!

I guess Biden is supposed to use the diet coke button to summon the help with the refreshments.

God forbid the NYT reports he’s got the Werthers Originals out

republicans: “He loves his son!!!!!!” *veins bulging* “He likes ice cream!!!!!” *pounding on table* “He offers people snacks!” *shitting and pissing*

The only thing that might save us is that they’re dumber than they are crazy.

And Biden still ate Kevin’s lunch every time

What a monster. May I see the president now please?

A cookie monster

He’s a moment away from saying: “Getting cookies for important people is why god invented brown people!”

Yeah you’d never catch any self respecting Republican president bringing child’s treats into the Oval Office

Maybe someone ought to tell Kev about Ronald Reagan's jar of jellybeans.

They’re trying to smear him on the “old” line by making him grandpa-coded? But everyone loves the grandparent that accepts your faults and then offers you a cookies before listening to your troubles and offering love and support! Grandma was the best!!!!

Woke Cookies v. Gipper's Jellybeans

Back when Trump was President he would spit on guests like a real man. 😠

IMPEACH SANTA CLAUS NOW FFS

I think bidens' act of offering cookies and getting them is applaudable he is there to serve this country

I'm generally more inclined to vote for people who offer me cookies. Also those who don't treat the Constitution like an ass-towel.

Republicans are still pissed everyone made fun of Trump standing in front of a White House McDonalds buffet like Jack Nicholson in the last shot of The Shining

Trump is a lot of things - convicted criminal, rapist, enormously stupid man, but it might be his hatred for the rule of thirds that creeps me out the most

Cold mcdonalds is not exactly the best mcdonalds. Ew. Not ideal.

I mean really - is there a BEST McDonalds? Beyond the fries ten seconds out of the oven or a McMuffin five minutes before having to be somewhere?

They've spent years attacking him for loving his drug-addicted, disaster failson. They have no idea what ordinary people care about.

Biden is old enough to know that negotiating with people is a lot easier if they aren't hangry. What a monster.

For gods sake let the man celebrate the greatest invention of his lifetime, the chocolate chip cookie

I would like to visit this Oval Office and partake of a cookie.

he offers you cookies when you go visit him, and this is supposed to be a bad thing???

Dems are doing a pretty good job on their own of cannibalizing their own candidate. As a lifetime Democratic voter, can say these effers really do know how to fvck up a three-car funeral. So frustrating.

On what planet are cookies "depressing"?

Such a terrible thing... Being offered cookies. Oh the horror the despair. Cookies!! Peanut butter or chocolate chip?

I bet the White House kitchen can make really good cookies.

One thing the NYTimes will never report on is how staunchly pro-cookie American voters are.

He will also, on occasion, offer cheese. All because of Andrew Jackson and Aaron Sorkin. Monstrous.

The Real Story of the Huge Chunk of Cheese That Sat in the White House for a Yearwww.foodandwine.com "Andrew Jackson, in the main foyer of the White House, had a two-ton block of cheese. It was there, for any and all who were hungry, it was there for ...

This unemployed California man has the least brain cells scientists have ever seen!

Hahaha

McCarthy is just sad. He is trying to get back into Trump/Repubs good graces and it doesn't seen to be working. Poor baby.

Okay, this makes me MORE likely to vote for him. Join the Democrats, we have cookies.

uh i like cookies

McCarthy should’ve had cookies. Maybe he would’ve kept that Speaker gig for longer than a few weeks. Goddamn Kevin McCarthy is such a shitstain of a human being. Everyone should be offered an opportunity step on his goddamn face, digging their heel into his fucking agony.

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