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Spotted in the wild: Illinois ASSMAN plates
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Absolutely pristine condition, too
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They lube the car regularly?
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No Assmen in CA 😞
Customer: JASMINE DMV: ASSMAN, HIS NAME ISNT JASMINE Verdict: DENIED
That's someone who pays attention to the backside
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I love that this fella has historical plates and the “I eat ass” in one great combo.
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What is that's legit their last name??? O_o
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For sale: Assman plates, never used
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Last October I was lucky enough...
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How'd they keep the cool old plates?
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Replied wrong at first - I was thinking of standard-reg year of manufacture plates that are allowed in some states. In IL if a car has an AV or EA registration (flavors of antique with usage restrictions that are rarely enforced), you can display YOM plates if you keep your actual plates in the car.
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Plate number doesn't have to match the actual registration, so people who display YOM plates are liable to get pulled over and have their real plate checked since the plate they're displaying won't generally match the vehicle's registration, but cops rarely act on that if they're aware of the regs.
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That car is beautiful and kudos to the Assman taking such good care of it.
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Those plates are like 20 years out of date.
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That looks to be a vintage Mercedes as well, so if the owner has had the car that long, the argument for the license plate makes sense (though I don't care enough to fact-check all of it 😝)
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Seen in Milwaukee a year back. I think they’re novelty plates.
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You have to change your number plates in the US? Here the very old (ie 1960s) black and white plates are highly prized. You can’t make them anymore, but if you have them, they’re still valid. It’s part of the reason the trade in personalised plates is still a thing.
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You dont but they will periodically send new plates out because they can get pretty gnarly after a few winters
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Here you get your plates, and the chances are they’ll outlive the car.
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well well well... if it isn't the Illinois Assman
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I love how the rear bumper on his car is damaged.
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Washington State back window augmentation…
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Frank Zappa did a song about the driver of that car.
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Glad I'm not the only one who thought of Billy Gunn
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Clearly is the ASSistant MANager somewhere
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Had a professor at UT Dallas named Assmann who was one of the premier auditory neuroscientists in the world at the time but you always had to get people past giggling at his name to convince them that he was legit Probably didn't help that he looked like some kind of frost troll tbh
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Illinois DMV clearly less Orwellian than the Cali one
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Ironically a very Kramer-like car
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Whatcha gonna do with all that junk All that junk inside your trunk
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it's actually not a super uncommon last name perhaps that's how they got permission from the DMV
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"adapter is ass mann don't buy it"
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Oh Lord won’t you buy me a Mercedes -Benz My friends all like boobs, I must make amends I’ve always liked the butt, unlike all my friends Oh Lord won’t you buy me a Mercedes-Benz.
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this was the precursor to batman, but it was rejected but the creator still held on to it so he decided to put it on his licence plate. "Legends say when crime strikes, the last thing criminals see is a giant ass"
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The proctologist king of Chicago?