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Laurel Vail

@laurelvail.bsky.social

All about efficiency. Sometimes I direct, write, act, and also do other stuff.
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Some Millennials in my timeline are insecure because Gen Zs are telling them their ankle socks age them. I can't stress enough that you don't need to care about what a bunch of 20-somethings think about your clothes, mainly bc you don't have to care about what ANYONE thinks about your clothes.
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BREAKING MEWS: STORMAGEDDON HAS LEARNED TO LAP. HE LAPPED FOR MANY MINUTES. LAPPING ACHIEVEMENT, UNLOCKED. (He also remains available for adoption in Los Angeles, and I can now say with confidence that he gets an A+ in Indoor Catting.)
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“Sledgehammer” by Peter Gabriel is a hornier song than NIN’s “closer” and it’s not close
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june gloom starting *on* june 1st feels a bit hat on hat
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MY FRIENDS. This is our mission. "Sources tell Variety that Netflix is considering picking up Scavengers Reign for a second season, but a decision won’t be made until after Season 1’s debut on the streamer." Let's save the best 2023 sci-fi show. Please, watch it ASAP after May 31 on Netflix.🙏
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🎶 New York lonely boy The city's full of New York lonely boys No brother or sister, just one little mister He's just another New York lonely boy 🎶
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My Who's That Girl episode is out from the paywall as well. www.patreon.com/posts/overha...
Yay! My CATS (2019) episode of Overhated podcast is out. Go subscribe! www.patreon.com/posts/overha... This was the one I wanted to do since @weinberg.bsky.social announced he was starting the podcast a few years ago. Spoilers: I un-ironicly love CATS.
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oh, you think you have free will?
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Yay! My CATS (2019) episode of Overhated podcast is out. Go subscribe! www.patreon.com/posts/overha... This was the one I wanted to do since @weinberg.bsky.social announced he was starting the podcast a few years ago. Spoilers: I un-ironicly love CATS.
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After experiencing a higher than usual number of sexist email greetings over the past month, I struggled with how best to address it. Could I gently correct the sender? Perhaps, but I can’t afford to make anyone upset or less likely to help me in the future. IYKYK. 🧵 1/x
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I just scrolled through this entire thread and I can't decide if @dennisbhooper.bsky.social should be President of the United States or in jail.
Just going to make an ongoing thread of my photoshops instead of posting them separately, I think
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It's Skimbleshanks!
Cat with kittens, Wellington Railway Station 13th of September 1957. Photograph taken for the Evening Post by an unidentified staff photographer. Via the National Library of New Zealand.
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Good news, LA county voters! Here's some actually information on one of the Judge races! One you should actually pay attention to. Vote Kim Repecka for Judge of the Superior Court, Office №124 medium.com/@lizlet/2024...
2024 is ridiculous. Here’s one way your vote can make things better.medium.com There’s one race in this spring’s Los Angeles County primary election where you can actually make a real difference.
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I'd like to follow more comedians on here to balance out my feed. There's a bit too many political/bummer posts in my feed to want to log on much. Why recommendations to follow?
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A few years ago, my husband Jordan Simon sculpted a life-sized bronze commission for/of a couple who are *very* into puzzles. Jenny Schweitzer Bell made a documentary about this couple that will be premiering at SXSW! Trailer: youtu.be/2eA7Kv_Q4NM?...
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Back in December I got to do a roundtable interview with TRUE DETECTIVE's Jodie Foster and Kali Reis, and there were many horror websites in my grouping. Turns out Jodie Foster does not actively read horror websites, because she got the BIGGEST kick out of their names, as you can see below.
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I’d characterize this more as a “blow to people facing health emergencies during pregnancy,” but you know, po-tay-to, po-tah-to
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Dorothy Parker to Robert Benchley, December 31, 1929. Happy New Year!
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My gingerbread this year... The VLA!!
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— I really can't stay — Baby, it's cold outside — My hair's turning gray — Beach make you grow old outside
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ME: [extremely burnt out] I need to take the day off to relax ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
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I was in a recent jury selection for a person suing Tesla when their "autopilot" failed. Several of the people said the name is very misleading and almost got into accidents. Tesla dismissed those folks. I suspect I was dismissed by them because I know a little about software development.
active and obvious product misrepresentation resulted in a large pile of corpses and it took the better part of a decade for U.S. safety regulators to even find where their pants were located