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ATTICA! ATTICA!
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Do they know that you have a time machine?
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And yet---AND YET---your incorrect insistence that it goes "the Joker took ballet" doesn't violate any community guidelines
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There is absolutely no chance of this, and I don’t even know why I’m asking other than I was thinking of this exact line earlier today, but I assume your “AND YET” was not a callback to Sir Derek Jacobi in Anonymous.
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No but we can just say it was
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Let’s do that. Such a terribly underrated and misunderstood masterpiece. This stupid site doesn’t let you post clips but the line is around 1:20, although it’s worth watching the whole thing. And yeah, it’s weird that I’m doing all this over the words “and yet — AND YET.” youtu.be/X1g_VDnit0o?...
Anonymous | Opening Scene | CineClipsyoutu.be Prologue (Derek Jacobi) gives a monologue questioning William Shakespeare's writing as we see Ben (Sebastian Armesto) running through Elizabethan London stre...
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It doesn't feel like and Emmerich movie
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No, it’s so bizarre. Completely unrecognizable next to his other stuff. It’s also really hard for me to see Rhys Ifhan as anything other than the kicker in The Replacements or Adam Sandler’s brother in Little Nicky, but they both knock it out the fucking park.
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So it's *not* a steaming goat turd?
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If I posted my true feelings about that person, whoever they may be, someone would call the cops on me.
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Reminds me of the time I had a comment removed on Xitter because I told someone to "knock yourself out" meaning, "do whatever you want", and they thought I was encouraging self-harm or something.
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My account was locked twice on Twitter for quoting from Trump’s escalator speech. Had to point out my context was clearly critical of the quote both times.
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My very first Twitter ban was when I quoted a line from Resident Evil Village that said "I'm going to m*rder that boulder-punching asshole". It lasted several months. Very serious website.
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My account once was frozen because someone wrote about watching an atrociously bad basketball game and I replied it made you want to “wash your eyes with bleach.”
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Zuck will go down in history (like Columbus!)
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Rudolph the brutally violent colonizer reindeer
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silenced because you spoke THE TRUTH
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SO GOOD, SO GOOD… Yeah, I was thinkin’ the same thing. *shudders*
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I got permanently banned from facebook for "contributing to racial hatred" for posting a link to an article, with my caption being "lmao fuckin' white people". i'm white.
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This reminds me of the time that I got a 1 week Facebook ban for making my own version of the normally slut-shaming based "Rate Your Shag" Facebook pages that became a trend on UK university campuses for a while, only mine was entirely about shag carpet.
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Very good content moderation
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time travel threats are actionable
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You were right to say it
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Violations of the Temporal Prime Directive will not be tolerated
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Baby Hitler can sleep soundly tonight.
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If a time traveler were to transport him to today instead of killing him, he can. Raise the kid right this time.
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i have always believed the right way to solve all of marty mcfly’s problems was to bring a therapist back to the old west and undo all the generational trauma that affected Biff
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Got what you deserved, you goddam time traveling terrorist
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how did you get this notification from the future
Did you ever once stop to consider that maybe, just maybe, their concern was not so much with the assassination per se, but rather, with the inherent risk that time travel could pose to the space time continuum? DID YOU?
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man now I need to find out who that was so you can go through with it
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Fb is dumb bc you can post literal movie lines and get put in jail and called a 'problem'. Suck my ass, Zuck, I am a goddamned delight and you're a ninny.
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Whichever other service this is, I got this same type of shit in a FB private message when I jokingly told a friend about another friend, "off with their head!" &accompanied it with a GIF of the Queen of Hearts. It also didn't allow through sharing a link how not to refer to POC skintones like food.
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they have to protect the sacred timeline so we don’t all get pruned
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I just read in a history book that the first person to add that insertion was somehow run over by a Cybertruck in 1988. Happy now?
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Not sure what you have against the children’s version of the Rocky horror picture audience participation but I’ll defend to the death you’re right to threaten to kill somebody over it.
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They are right as far as it wasn't funny enough to be worth posting
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i was reccing queer songs to someone on tiktok and suggested 'shutup you're stupid' (specifically the chonny jash cover) bc it was explicitly gay and sung by a pansexual man only for it to be taken down and not restored...🤩
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Perhaps it was the lack of spiders present
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What does Facebook know about the existence of time machines that makes this a reasonable threat 🤔
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Similar thing happened to me.
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Someone in the IT dept really has something for Rudolph deep down imho
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This reminds me of the time I was banned on Twitter for saying that Trump isn't immortal and that given his age and physical state doesn't have many years left in him. That was less ridiculous than one of my Facebook bans for posting a meme of a shirtless Glenn Danzig, which was deemed too sexy.