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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · a day
Not really. Meddling kids unmasking them does nothing to keep them from getting away with it.
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 3 days
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 2 days
the autotrader clown is wearing a t shirt from two days prior. how could he plan that months in advance?
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 2 days
Do yourself a favor and don't, it's getting ugly. My dick and fart jokes are powerless to lower the temperature of the conversation.
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 3 days
adam schiff youtu.be/iExgnVXSAuE?...
Sealab Bizarro "I'm helping"youtu.be Bizarro Dr. Quinn is "helping" Bizarro Sparks
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 6 days
if eddie munster was a compulsive masturbator
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 8 days
Project 2025 would include banning legal weed, right? We should talk about that one a *lot*
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 13 days
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 13 days
new Dhalsim move set just dropped
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 14 days
He's the shame of the UConn football program. You know how hard it is to earn that title?
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 16 days
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 21 days
Philly Inquirer is the new paper of record
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 23 days
some asshole saw that Torment Nexus tweet as a dare
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 24 days
Maybe with more MoTW type stories, but narrative arc only shows are best when concise. Nobody (me) wants to wait three episodes to see some plot point resolution. Lost was pretty bad with this.
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 1 mo
How many times I had to explain why someone's steak had a slice of red pepper on the plate.
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 1 mo
the VA plate and Cowboys sticker would seem at odds, but the Trump shit answers any questions.
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 1 mo
now I want to know if Grimace thinks he could take Kid Vid in a fight
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 1 mo
that's ... actually not that bad looking, considering how ridiculous the whole thing is. looks like a wiper blade motor.
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 1 mo
this could cut through a geometry textbook in a single swipe
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 1 mo
any restaurant with a 21st century POS system will be creating a record of them. when I worked at a chain restaurant 20 years ago they had just started to go to 'all your credit card tips are now in your paycheck' policy.
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 1 mo
Technically LASD is like three or four gangs rolled into one
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 1 mo
Some of these bands have been around for 40 years
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 1 mo
It becomes more of a local problem, and my market only allows two changes per year, but this is almost the same as the swings in gas price
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 1 mo
My electric utility has not been covering itself in glory when it comes to price stability
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 1 mo
"approving POs is working on an engineering proj—" oh god what have I done with my life
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 1 mo
If these were being sold elsewhere they'd be Poe
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 2 mo
Avatar Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 2 mo
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy ad is not a selfie.
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Scott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 2 mo
"I’ve come to the conclusion that pure misogyny is the one thing that really binds the cultural reactionaries and the Tech bro fash curious crypto scammers and the incel 8chan future terrorists of America etc. together." www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2024/06/the-...
The biggest problem right here right now - Lawyers, Guns & Moneywww.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com This guy is a very big deal in that world — he’s been nominated to be the next president of the Southern Baptist Convention, and this is being re-tweeted everywhere in the evangelical world: If you wa...
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 2 mo
who else you got
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 2 mo
The Cell (2000, dir. Tarsem Singh)