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do you think some people here consider participating in offline hobbies or developing offline friendships instead of cosplaying as cops online? anyways, I think I’ll go hiking this morning and touch some literal grass, etc etc
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“I’m not a cop! I just use their interview techniques in my replies and execute my self-approved search warrants of other folks accounts to GOTCHA them about things that don’t matter!”
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“I’m not a cop! I’m a terminally online leftist!” you have a delusional desire for power and authority on a niche microblogging website lmao
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“I’m not a cop, I just fly off the handle and dehumanize you if you threaten the status quo!”
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I need this on actual business cards to hand out.
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You are legally required to hand someone that business card if they ask if you're a cop.
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As I've said to myself in the space of my own head about the last month - A lot of people are all "Kill the Cop in your Head" unless there's good internet drama to be had or made.
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* especially if the policing can be done AT a minority.
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i just wanna see you rockin cooly like you do, and of course lola and mochi because you are just all so amazing 💚😭
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You'd be surprised to know that a lot of them love to have power over others. After being constantly victimized by the far right, why wouldn't they want to play the role of cop for once?
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I saw a cool flower yesterday:
left the house and saw this cool flower
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leaving the house: u just never know!
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Oh I saw a REALLY cute bug on a blade of grass the other day! No picture because my phone was inside, away from me!
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That’s an awesome flower. It looks like it has sprinkles
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i saw bisexual city hall last night
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Take me down to Bisexual City Where the boys are cute and the girls are pretty
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Otis agrees that hiking is a great idea, though he's not sure how he feels about this salty ass water.
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People should take up Knitting or Chess, or fucking Magic the Gathering. Anything to keep them offline. Those are also fun!
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When I'm at work, and I'm not on break, I can do no more than briefly glance at my smart watch in order to tell the time. Not being connected to everything going on around here or on any social app? Kinda liberating.
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TBH, I don't know exactly what lead to this, but I've seen more than bullshit on here and Twitter over the last 15 years to get it, and also once again be pissed at whoever is pulling this bullshit this time. 🤬
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putting the blog in microblog is fuckin awesome
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Speaking of hiking I just walked through some lovely woods and after my kid gets their hair cut we’re going to go smell the ocean for a minute
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Maybe they could just cosplay as ems or firefighters instead. They get loud trucks with sirens too
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as a licensed EMS cosplayer, I approve!
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Have fun, be safe. Drink water.
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I wish I wasn’t working so I COULD touch grass, but I am grabbing dinner with my cousin later!
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I don't think they do 🤷🏿‍♂️
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It really is especially when they just pop up, uninvited being weird in the comments
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sometimes I just see things on my feed where someone is tagging in accounts and asking them to denounce other accounts on here and I giggle and giggle lol
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Yea, I don't understand that 🤷🏿‍♂️😂