This bit makes me furious. We don't want you to be a shill for Biden. We just want you to be a staunch advocate for democracy. And that means calling out all threats to democracy using plain language, not couched in horse race euphemisms and false equivalencies.
It's like the sequel to the New Yorker cartoon below. The wolf is now in the middle of eating the sheep and the sheep asks him for comment on a news story about how sheep taste.
You joke but this is literally how Google Daydream worked. It was cloth goggles and it had a slot for you to slide your phone into in the front. And you would run an app on your phone that would format your screen like VR.
What the actual fuck is this paragraph? Chait may think he's splitting hairs here, but it reads more like he's gluing hairs together in an unventilated area.