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Banjo the Riot Elephant

@richargh.bsky.social

Restoring order to 1970s Belfast
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Can't wait for Brianna to go through this arc. You know it's coming.
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This is the 2024 Twitter experience distilled down into one short thread.
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This bit makes me furious. We don't want you to be a shill for Biden. We just want you to be a staunch advocate for democracy. And that means calling out all threats to democracy using plain language, not couched in horse race euphemisms and false equivalencies.
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Can't let facts get in the way of your biased narrative when you're writing about *checks notes* bias in media.
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It's like the sequel to the New Yorker cartoon below. The wolf is now in the middle of eating the sheep and the sheep asks him for comment on a news story about how sheep taste.
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God, it's been months since I thought about that guy, Jamelle.
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You gotta feed him sensual foods to get him in the mood first.
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I believe they're called dril literalists
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I've seen this movie so many times and there are so many good lines
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You joke but this is literally how Google Daydream worked. It was cloth goggles and it had a slot for you to slide your phone into in the front. And you would run an app on your phone that would format your screen like VR.
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Wowzers this really nails it. Amazing piece, David.
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I think you meant to say Michael "Pitbull" Cohen.
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What the actual fuck is this paragraph? Chait may think he's splitting hairs here, but it reads more like he's gluing hairs together in an unventilated area.
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