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Dove | merelydovely | 🍉🇵🇸 @merelydovely.bsky.social · a day
creampies on camera, though permission's lacking— threesomes and foursomes and moresomes barebacking— students seducing their teachers for flings— these are a few of my favorite things! (a Problematic Fiction love song? what's the occasion?)
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get a load of this jerk @ripeteeth.bsky.social · 2 days
bloodstains on blorbos and bruises on bottoms, twenty-year age gap and tentacle cock come, sobbing meowmeows all tied up with strings, these are a few of my favorite things hello i am writing a problematic love song
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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 4 days
also and I feel like I buried the lede here: it calls for the people who CREATE queer media to be imprisoned. That'd be people like me. Or any other queer creator you love. Any queen who's been on drag race. Chappel Roan. Janelle Monae. Anyone who's made a piece of queer media. Imprisoned.
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Psst: Project 2025 is terrifying for a lot of reasons but also because on page 5 it calls for teachers and librarians who grant access to books that are maligned as pornography (which just means anything LGBTQ) to be registered as sex offenders. Pass it on.
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5-4 Podcast @fivefourpod.bsky.social · 4 days
This week’s episode is Snyder v. United States, where the Court held that bribery is legal if you time it right.
‎5-4: Snyder v. United States on Apple Podcastspodcasts.apple.com ‎Show 5-4, Ep Snyder v. United States - Jul 16, 2024
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Nambroth @nambroth.bsky.social · 4 days
FIREFLY INTERLUDE I'm fortunate to have several species of these beetles in my backyard! When I first moved in, there were few, but some basic help has led to increases in their numbers. If you live in firefly territory, here's a great resource on how to help them: www.xerces.org/endangered-s...
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Fox [18+] @foxglovefaun.bsky.social · 4 days
"Summer sucks. The air is so oppressive and mean. It feels like it breaks into my house, robs me of the joy of a cold shower. No reprieve at night and the haze lingers. Smoke from BC to QC blankets my day in Mordor Lite, a time bubble braises my brain, and I'm too tired to sleep."
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 5 days
Tempted to read J. D. Vance's Hillbilly Elegy? Skip it and listen to this instead
‎If Books Could Kill: Hillbilly Elegy on Apple Podcastspodcasts.apple.com ‎Show If Books Could Kill, Ep Hillbilly Elegy - Mar 23, 2023
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Kinell @kinell.bsky.social · 5 days
Enormous fan of Ricki Lake's grey hair organic weed farmer era If you've starred in a bunch of John Waters movies at the start of your career & now you harvest bare kilos you're the number one G of life & that's not even including the talk show
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Celeste Labedz @celestelabedz.bsky.social · 5 days
Daniel Craig playing an entire geology department himself:
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Aletta @lettybird.bsky.social · 5 days
This summer I will be supporting the Mongolian Olympic team because this is their uniform and it is a thousand times better than anything Nike has ever made.
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 5 days
gotta love how contemporary publishing is 30000000 beautiful, deeply felt, finely crafted books with 7.5 readers each whose authors are just barely making a living, and like 4 books that financially support the whole apparatus, each of which has comprehensively and unforgivably destroyed society
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blaine capatch @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 5 days
living in this country is like being awake on the table
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Amalas @amalasrosa.bsky.social · 5 days
Anyone still ordering at Sticker Mule? Don’t!
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get a load of this jerk @ripeteeth.bsky.social · 7 days
too many onigiris
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brawls @brawlite.badvibes.party · 7 days
god bless the ao3 users with public bookmarks who have the same taste as you and who read/bookmark often. love getting lost in someone's bountiful bookmarks for days, you're rly doing a public service
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get a load of this jerk @ripeteeth.bsky.social · 7 days
the new cigarettes after sex album absolutely fucks
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get a load of this jerk @ripeteeth.bsky.social · 7 days
given everything, seeing @fivefourpod.bsky.social live on monday is going to be absolutely fucking wild
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Elissa @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 8 days
Things I used to tweet when I worked at a library: I wonder if Jude Deveraux (Romance novelist) is related to Blanche Deveraux (fictional sexpot).
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get a load of this jerk @ripeteeth.bsky.social · 8 days
absolutely begging people to be less fucking weird and parasocial about celebrities
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get a load of this jerk @ripeteeth.bsky.social · 8 days
i hate summer i hate summer i hate summer i hate summer i hate summer i hate
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get a load of this jerk @ripeteeth.bsky.social · 10 days
i want to be moira rose when i grow up
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get a load of this jerk @ripeteeth.bsky.social · 10 days
i’m watching schitt’s creek for the first time and am drunk and just got to patrick coming out and i’m JUST saying i’m very emotional
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David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social · 10 days
Hey look. I make a sex tape.
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ApocalypticaNow @apocalypticanow.bsky.social · 10 days
Just saw someone post that they want Biden to lose by a landslide in order to force the Democratic Party to change What year is it? Because I've seen this same argument against Clinton in 2016 and Gore in 2000 A huge loss WOULD change the party, but probably not in good ways
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Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 10 days
why are they called capybaras and not guinea bigs
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 10 days
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 10 days
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 10 days
To catch chlamydia, you have to think like chlamydia
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get a load of this jerk @ripeteeth.bsky.social · 11 days
the exquisite joy i feel right now