Ryan Mac 🙃: Twitter once fostered the Arab Spring.

Twitter once fostered the Arab Spring.

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Character Limit by Kate Conger, Ryan Mac: 9780593656136 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Bookswww.penguinrandomhouse.com Rising star New York Times technology reporters, Kate Conger and Ryan Mac, tell for the first time the full and shocking inside story of Elon Musk’s unprecedented hostile takeover of Twitter...

TWITTEREO BOOKEO (this account is about to get so gd annoyin)

there is ALWAYS an Achewood panel.

Every time!

how many revolutions does bsky have to cause before we can really say this place has the juice?

this place has the juice

Just a regular fella filling 55-gal drums with the squeezings of my enemies to feed my people.

Hey that seems fun how do I sign up for X and join this awesome #conversation? I wonder what consumer brands will be #friends with me over there.

I am ready for Oreo Spring.

Araboreo Springoreo

did she write this herself

Fuuuuuck I am depressed now

jesus christ i felt embarrassed by that tweet

Linda Yaccarino is the Brandt of Twitter.

If they lose the Nabisco account, Twitter could die.

When she posts like this my first thought is “Oh god, Elon accidentally set off a nuke somewhere.”

do neither of them have someone to write their sponsored content? that's some appallingly lazy shit if i've ever seen it

This makes me yearn for death.

Me too. But not necessarily mine.

It all happens on X.

Twitter as the Willy Wonka Experience

Lost the Mandate of Heaven

It’s a cry for help.

She knew what bog she was wading into when she took the job of “desperately trying to smile through all of whatever the hell is going on right now”

That’s why the Saudis and Qatari’s loaned Elmo money to break it

Free the Oreo.

And that’s why the Saudis bankrolled Elon to buy it for them. www.newsweek.com/elon-musks-t...

Elon Musk's Twitter takeover faces backlash over Saudi financingwww.newsweek.com Saudi Arabia, which has sentenced a U.S. citizen to 16 years in prison for critical tweets, is now the social media giant's second-largest investor.

Yeah putting the kibosh on that potential was one of the main motivations of his investment partners on the deal.

How'd that work out?

Linda: Brands, my only true friends

I wonder if she actually does anything over there

She does! She posts stuff like “So, who’s excited for football? Did you know there are eighty-five official professsional football team accounts on X?” which is technically anything

"We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture. This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here."

Linda Yaccarino is the funniest account in the history of Twitter.

God please help her

Totally unrelated: which people hold second-largest share of ownership of Twitter these days?

Prince Alwaleed bin Talal bin Abdulaziz of Saudi Arabia. It’s not beyond belief that he’s totally on board with Leon Smuk’s methods.

Debasing herself for a few advertising dollars.

Them days is done.

The real Twisted Sister

She’s got more than 500k followers and that’s all the engagement that site can generate. No wonder their ad revenue is down 80%.

Lo! How the useful has fallen.

Hello Ryan

That was when I joined and was on tweetdwck for hours on end.

Which is exactly why it is the way it is now. Lots of rich people didn’t like that.

Triple Stuf Oreos is proud to sponsor the Syrian Civil War. It all happens on X.

I love her puppy dog mind. We must protect her at all costs

no

I respect the hustle though. Bleeding an Elon Musk company of its money by doing the easiest job possible sounds like a dream

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