Ryan Knuth

Ryan Knuth

@rmknuth.bsky.social

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Nerd. Indoorsy. Anxious.

Ottawa, 🇨🇦

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Anyone else’s Following timeline just random right now and not chronological?

“Fuck you in particular” - Mother Nature

The dog is ADAMANT that he must go outside to play with the black and white “kitty” he spotted 20 minutes ago.

In the province of Ontario, during the pandemic, volunteer “Vaccine Hunters” built a website to help people find vax appts. Not the govt. There’s currently a strike at our publicly-owned alcohol outlets and the govt immediately launched a website for where you can still buy beer. Fucking clowns.

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Enjoying how everyone is prefacing their Biden opinions by admitting they don’t know the best thing to do. I just want to say I know but I’m not telling to make it exciting

We saw a worker loading porta-potties onto a truck at a construction site today. Me: “Now that’s a crappy job!” My 8yo: The Biggest Eyeroll

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My cybertruck keeps making this weird noise that sounds like everyone laughing at me. It’s louder when the windows are down, if that helps.

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Good for the UK and France this week. Hopefully the left here in Canada can do *anything* to thwart Temu Trump.

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oui the people

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[first day as a librarian] Customer: where are the do-it-yourself books Me: i’m pretty sure we just have books that are made already

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Gave proof through the night That our flag was still there 🫡

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Wow, real banana republic stuff. I'm glad our presidents can launder money and associate criminally without worrying about this kind of thing.

Reports: Brazil police have indicted Jair Bolsonaro for money laundering and criminal association

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Same

President Biden told Democratic governors that he plans to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m. so he can get more sleep, sources say.

Biden tells Democratic governors he needs more sleep and plans to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m. | CNN Politicscnn.it President Joe Biden told Democratic governors during a meeting at the White House on Wednesday that part of his plan going forward is to stop scheduling events after 8 p.m. so that he could get more s...

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they’re working on a bipartisan bill to give the statue of liberty huge honkers

Finally watched Barry. Season 4 was terrible. Right?

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Don’t do it.

Day 1 of the kid’s summer holidays and I’ve already threatened them with going to stay with Grandma for the summer. Serenity now.

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Oh boy, $150,000!

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Everyone in Busytown is trying to find the guy who did this.

This first press conference by Ullmark after the trade to the Sens is fantastic. Every answer was well said and thorough. Seems like just a good guy too. We got a good one. youtu.be/KZK3rmu7gnA?...

Linus Ullmark Introductory Press Conferenceyoutu.be Hear from newly acquired goaltender Linus Ullmark as he addresses the Ottawa media landscape for the first time as an Ottawa Senator.

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For anyone looking to come up to Canada after whatever debate debacle just happened, you should know that we also have a liberal leader who has lost everyone's trust and a right-wing dipshit who throws out dog whistles, just to set your expectations a bit lower 😅

Meta AI is amazing #ai

Me, when requesting a refill of my meds. “Can I get some more…”

Oh god I just pulled into a parking spot and waiting for the family. There's a guy beside me who backed in so now we're just kind of sitting here awkwardly with our windows open like 2 ft from each other

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wildlife photographer walks into bar "why the long lens?"

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It’s the John Wilkes Booth memorial now

If “America 2024” was a book this would be the cover.

Conservatives the world over: “But, what if… we didn’t care?”

Almost 2,000 children die every day from air pollution, report finds - Global study reveals dirty air is second only to malnutrition as cause of death among under-fives www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Almost 2,000 children die every day from air pollution, report findswww.theguardian.com Global study reveals dirty air is second only to malnutrition as cause of death among under-fives

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It looks like someone’s taking one of those hairless cats to the vet to be euthanized

Hm apparently I’m 500 months old.