Robin Levins

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Nothing's ever simple.

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you know what, everyone should just take a minute and go watch Casablanca. Have you seen it? It's pretty good. You'll finally get all the references.

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The Republican line now is that the shooting was caused by Dems saying Trump is a threat to democracy, and they’re doing that because it’s a big and true thing they want Dems to stop saying.

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QOTD: I know how to navigate a world where the majority of people don't know what is true. That's nothing new. I have no idea how to navigate a world where the majority of people simply don't care what is true.

Over my many pizza-ordering years, I have never had a pizza come un-cut…until today!

I know it’s been said before, but it’s just really ringing true for me today - trips with twin kids aren’t vacations, they are away games.

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The cybertruck lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, spinning its wheels trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping

Alright Tesla haters, the truth hurts and you need to know that the Cybertruck looks pretty cool if you do this one weird trick

❌ Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta. ✅ Gurl you fine

❌ Midway on our life’s journey, I found myself in dark woods, the right road lost. To tell about those woods is hard, so tangled and rough and savage thinking of it now, I feel the old fear stirring: death is hardly more bitter. ✅ Midlife crises are a serious bummer.

Bully is ready for Father’s Day!

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judge: oh I did, did I? How's that exactly? new lawyer: you have to give him a supersedeas bond so he can keep representing his client while he appeals this judge: that's for civil contempt not criminal new lawyer: if this is criminal contempt you have to sentence him you can't just oubliette him

I looked up local BBS numbers in the newspaper to dial up with my dad’s modem years old

I am AOL CDs years old

Bully is ready for the pool!

I lost this the day before they released, passing the Tesla factory on the highway

everyone is the world is playing CYBERSTRUCK, the fun new mandatory game in which you are eliminated when you see your first cybertruck in the wild rules are similar to whamageddon, but with no end date: • the cybertruck must be real, in the wild • as soon as you notice the cybertruck, you are out

This is not a surprising ruling, but it’s a wrong one, and disconnected from reality.

From this morning at Scotx. If your doctor fails to do their job by not tying your tubes as promised you should be grateful if you get pregnant

Reskeet with your mental state

The hardest thing about having small twins is that the weekends are no longer restful - they are more tiring than the weekdays. I’m so far beyond my limits now and am utterly exhausted, and I don’t know when that’s going to end.

Amen, amen, praise the Lord, amen! www.umnews.org/en/news/40-y...

40-year ban on gay clergy struck downwww.umnews.org In an emotional morning, General Conference has eliminated the ban on “self-avowed practicing” gay clergy. Following the vote at break, delegates and observers sang hymns in joy.

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Hi, folks. We have the chance to do something truly hilarious and evil here, and force @pfrazee.com to be a Jets fan. The quoted post just needs more likes than the most liked other reply to his "which team should I follow" - that's currently 48 likes for the Mets. You have an hour and a half.

The answer is the NY Jets. Join me in suffering

Sure why not a challenge for anyone willing post a selfie of you right now at this moment. no filter, no edit, just shoot and post.

It's a little early to say, but Unicorn Overlord may be the proper successor to Ogre Battle 64.

Death in vain forbids him rise, Alleluia! Christ has opened paradise, Alleluia!

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big data

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[last supper] Jesus: *raising chalice* let us sup Judas: what's sup? Jesus: Not much what's up with you lmao Judas: this is the last straw

You've been murdered. Who do you want on the case?

An article about my time at SXSW this year! www.gresearch.com/news/insight...

Insights from SXSW 2024: Reflections of a G-Research Platform Engineer | G-Researchwww.gresearch.com Here, Robin L, a Big Data Platform engineer in our Dallas engineering and infrastructure hub, provides an overview of what he took away from his time at SXSW 2024.

Our bulldog statue lookin’ heckin’ festive

1. Thursday (game night at our house!) 2. Friday (Rocket League with my brother 3. Wednesday 4. Tuesday 5. Monday 6. Sunday 7. Saturday I’m sure this order will change up again when weekends aren’t so incredibly exhausting for me

I feel like you could cause world war 3 by doing a post ranking the days of the week

So long, SXSW, it’s been grand!

This was definitely the best swag at #sxsw so far! Proudly repping GResearch at the Dungeons & Dragons & Cybersecurity session. :)

Taking the light rail downtown today!

This is the energy I want to project on Bluesky: