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They look even dumber in red
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it’s hard to look at this without thinking it hasn’t finished loading all the details
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I knew they looked goofy but I was not prepared for what it looked like in person. Truly looks like what a child would come up with if you said “draw me a space truck”
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There’s a lot wrong with them, but for me the most tragic detail are the half-hexagonal wheel wells. Like you said, it’s some dumb thing a kid would draw as a goof
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andross had more polygons
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I'm going to have to remember this burn
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Splines never finished reticulating
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SRY - all GPUz too bizy mining and LLMing for de AI Cant render CzyberTrukk better
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How else are you going to get your chicks for free?
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Sure, but they're all low-poly chicks with severely limited color palettes.
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Some people would pay extra though
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Not a problem if you're getting your money for nothing I guess.
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Is the truck also a microwave oven?
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i wanted to see what you're talking about, but the pictures wouldn't load all the way, no matter how much i refreshed just blocky, polygonal messes loading in
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Kid Rock has one painted like the General Lee and if I ever see it, I will burn his mama house down.
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I still think Atari should sue.
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it looks 10x better in red! what’s 10 X 0 again?
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the best part of this is that you have to spend your own money to get it painted with something or it’ll just fucking rust. so all these losers out however much he charged for the truck have a product that will either rapidly deteriorate or require expensive aftermarket customization.
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from what i’ve heard, that’s not paint but $8k worth of full body decals, so it should still start looking even crappier in a year or two
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There’s one in town that someone got wrapped with an *ultra* white matte. Like, zero sheen, the stuff that picks up markings at the drop of a hat? Aaaand that somehow makes the panel gaps even more glaringly obvious.
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I think the official name for that is "decade old cube van white."
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No, it’s worse than that. It’s like the blanks for vinyl signs *before a base color is applied*
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When we got our non cybertruck Tesla years ago (I forget which year/not trying to alleviate that we pay that asshole) they charged crazy fees for non white with red costing 5k for any car of the 3,y,s,x variety
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This is a concept car that rolls by in the background of a mid-budget sci-fi from 1983.
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One I caught in the wild in San Diego
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How did they manage to make it look 2d?
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Is the paint job ridiculously uneven or is that just the light?
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It’s probably the panels lol, this is a big reason real car companies don’t do perfectly flat sheets of metal - they don’t hold their shape
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It would almost certainly be wrap, not paint.
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Ah. Wrap was a new concept for me prior to this thread. I looked it up after I posted. But it still looks weird.
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NOTHING improves them, it's incredible
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I’m still reeling from seeing my first in the wild last week. It’s AMAZING how dumb they look. How do they manage to look even worse irl? HOW?
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They haven't finished painting the rest of the Confederate flag yet.
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You guys. The graphics on the N64 make it look like you're actually driving!