John Scalzi: Live your life so that cheese spontaneously arrives at your door

Live your life so that cheese spontaneously arrives at your door

When is it my turn to be happy?

Come on by, we clearly have enough to share

See y'all in 4 hours!

Morty ride or die for that cheesey beef.

The secret to summoning the Morty is leaving out a bucket of cheese and beef

Ashes to ashes. Beef to beef.

Would this fix you?

I am unfixable, but it would be nice paired with some wine.

And perhaps a nice baked brie wrapped in honey coated phyllo with apricot jam

That would fix me.

Damn you

this photo is like when the DEA announces a giant bust. the Brie-E.A.

Jerry

who can live like this? i can't handle these impossible beauty standards

I mean, yes, but also I live an hour's drive from Wisconsin, so we can get enough cheese to make the Outback bottom out basically on a whim.

"enough cheese to make the Outback bottom out" talk about living the dream...

Yeah...

Now imagine all of that in walking distance.

Cheese sweats are a real thing here.

The Meat n’ Cheese sweats I get just walking into the Usinger’s factory store…I shiver with

I live in Chicago, not that far from my old Wisconsin home, yet I can't find cheese curds. It seems they don't let them across the border.

Oh yeah?

Wellensleydale!

I've been in this situation fear not you can freeze cheese

This implies it will last long enough to require freezing

Remember it is for Kristy too!

I mean, all the Scalzis will enjoy it (including, in very small portions, the pets)!

HAPPY MULTIVERSARY A MULTIPLE DAYS EARLY

Thank you! It will be enjoyed!

it's cheese it just gets better with age! (it does not always)

YOU CAN??

Some cheeses...I just saw an article about this...hold on. Here you go: www.marthastewart.com/8218893/how-...

Yes, You Can Freeze Extra Cheese—Here's How to Do Itwww.marthastewart.com Our cheese experts explain how you can freeze cheese, which cheese types freeze best, and how to thaw cheese once it's been frozen.

Oh cool!

Absolutely! We try to always keep a few pounds frozen, especially shredded. Then we transfer as needed to the fridge.

Huh really?

www.marthastewart.com/8218893/how-...

Yes, You Can Freeze Extra Cheese—Here's How to Do Itwww.marthastewart.com Our cheese experts explain how you can freeze cheese, which cheese types freeze best, and how to thaw cheese once it's been frozen.

You Cheddar Brielieve I will

Is this what happens when you leave a piece of cheese under your pillow? DID YOU GET A VISIT FORM THE CHEESE FAIRY?

You have a church for a home, you get random cheese... it's like you're *trying* to make people hate you and your charmed, churchy, cheesy life.

Praise Cheeses

"I hear a brand had beef with Scalzi"

No,no. They sent him a *beef summer sausage*

*dashes to door, opens door. Shakes door despondantly*

Ooh, charcuterie dinner.

I've had 15 year old cheddar. 16 year old is like this

The is fucking pornographic content Jesus Christ almighty

Needs to be labeled as Adult Content!

Post