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"Let me be clear, the shooter was a total fuggo who no one would fuck with a 10-foot pole."

Defiant Trump Calls Shooter A ‘Horse-Faced Slut’www.theonion.com MILWAUKEE—In fiery remarks made aboard his private jet as he traveled to Wisconsin for the Republican National Convention, a defiant Donald Trump ridiculed his would-be assassin Monday, calling the in...

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You get to spend three decades calling leftists "snowflakes" for getting offended by hate crimes OR you get to demand a moratorium on dark jokes about what happened to Trump. Not both.

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Undo the shackles of conformity my friends, and take a chance on yourself. No one becomes a daring blimp pirate or notorious bog witch by playing it safe.

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I thought my “Café au lait” dahlias were huge but the “Hamari Gold” dahlias are even bigger 👀🌱

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i like when crackers have little serving suggestions pictured on the box, like a photo of a cracker with some cheddar and an apple slice and a drizzle of honey we both know i'm just gonna cram 9 of these fuckers in my mouth bone dry and asphyxiate on the crumbs, but it's fun to imagine high culture

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Never give up. If you wish to be an author of mild esteem, a notorious international fern burglar, or the first ghost on the moon, I know you can do it. I believe in you.

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[jaws music]

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The lavender has been planted in the ground for 3 years. This is the third year and it is growing better and better. #Lavender #Nature

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I had to buy it

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drew that meme outfit with all 4 of my sonas cuz i was indecisive

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The stars at night are big and bright *clap clap clap clap* Ted Cruz has anal leakage.

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This is the face of a man experiencing anal leakage

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I lost the most important thing in my life today, and all I can share is my pain

Dad, Next time you visit me in one of my dreams don't be so damn funny. Or better yet, keep it up, I miss you young man.

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#StevenUniverse #ConnieMaheswaran

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Look at the clean baby =^.^=

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Tired of your exercise routine? A great way to increase cardio health is by becoming an ancient moss covered horror that chases lost hikers through the old forest or across the windswept moors.

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ears!

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Landlords crying in their internal newsletter that new construction is pushing down the rents they can charge. We have the power to make them cry so much more

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i'm putting together a newsletter with corresponding infographics featuring parts of project 2025 that will resonate with specific types of people. so far I have: teachers, porn viewers, parents, union members, environmentalists. who else should I add?

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Eyes...

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Did somebody ask for complete episodes of SCTV 📺?

SCTV (Second City TV) Seasons 1 to 6 [1976-84]youtube.com Second City Television, commonly shortened to SCTV and later known as SCTV Network and SCTV Channel, is a Canadian television sketch comedy show that ran int...

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This episode aired in 1994 and no other joke about American politics has held up that consistently for so long.

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MSF has been doing important work not only in the field but also in speaking the horrific reality of what they and the people of Gaza are facing. Breaks my fucking heart

A lot of people are choosing to look away right now in the face of something that is making Doctors Without Borders say things like this

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Missing Chicago woman Taylor Casey’s loved ones beg for better search in Bahamas: 'Black women matter, Black trans women matter.' chicago.suntimes.com/chicago/2024...

Missing Chicago woman’s loved ones beg for better search in Bahamas: 'Black women matter, Black trans women matter.'chicago.suntimes.com Taylor Casey's friends and family called on government officials to prioritize her case and highlighted the lack of resources often given to missing cases of people and color and LGBTQ+ people.

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Sobbing Marco Rubio Refuses To Come Out Of Bathroom Stallwww.theonion.com MILWAUKEE—Giving the senator a moment to collect himself, aides reported this week that a sobbing Marco Rubio was refusing to come out of the bathroom stall to give his speech at the Republican Nation...

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burger time!