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They really talked about golf handicaps?
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I'm glad to know I did not waste brain cells on what was clearly a deeply unserious situation
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Thinking about walking into the sea later
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Better go ahead, now that Chevron's been overruled it won't be long before you'd be walking ON the sea once it's legal to just dump trash straight into it again
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And not just vague mention of the golf handicaps. Total quibbling over it.
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I mean, technically speaking, it was a good dig by Biden, offer to play Trump in golf if Trump carried his own clubs, which Trump would never do. But...needed to be a lot earlier in the night to get under Trump's skin so he'd be seething about it.
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did we live through the same past decade
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holy shit this is incredible turnaround time
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You are a national treasure. I can’t believe that someone found a way to get me to watch debate clips and enjoy auto tone at the same time. You’re my President, okay?
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Man, I'm sorry about your junior prom that was uncalled for on your date's behalf
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I think your assessment about his date is kindly meant, but premature. Did he sing "Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch" and then REFUSE to buy her lunch? Or did he "burn down the malt shop where we used to go?" 🤔 That said, watching that debate did make me think of a whole lot of things I'd rather do.
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this is quite funny but how did y'all make the entire thing in less than a day!?
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This is weird Al we are talking bout
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And schmoyoho, also masters of the craft
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Weird Al for President 2024, please god please
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Keep the faith, Al. We lost a battle, but we can still win the war.
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That's the spirit! It took me all day to get to this point. Whew. <3
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Some might say it's time for America to embrace the Weird Party
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Funny stuff. Also dropping in to say that Weird: The Al Yankovic Story is the funniest movie I've seen in the last decade.
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I was not expecting Weird Al to weigh in with topical political commentary, but I’m glad we’re here
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When Weird Al gets involved in politics you know things have gotten dire.
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I’d certainly consider a vote for Weird 2024
I know things are looking bad for this election, but is anyone else craving a burger right about now?
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Sir, you are a national... nay... Universal and Multidimensional treasure. Even aliens love you.
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I really felt that existential scream at the end. 🙀🙀🙀🏃🏃🏃🏃
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Wait, I know there’s other stuff going on, but “no burger bad girl”?? I’m worried about this
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We Finally beat medicare -Joe Biden Can I vote for the brainworm? Not Kennedy I just want the worm
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Thank you! It's too catchy! Let's keep our fingers crossed.
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I'm too embarrassed to hang my American flag this holiday.
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Ain't that the truth. Tangentially, this old ditty turned out to be depressingly prescient; we are, indeed, all clowns too now - youtu.be/OIn2l0gG_ds?...
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How do we get this man on the ballot
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If the next debate is auto-tuned, I might actually make it through it.
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I will just be crying and laughing over here in the corner
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