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venmo to help my elderly cat with hyperthyroidism and kidney failure https://venmo.com/code?user_id=3928058205571118340

She/her cis & twifucker so you might have a chance

Pokémon Go trainer account: 6789 8103 8337

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why do they call them kiwis when newzies is right there

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Beautiful rainbow yesterday afternoon near Lyndhurst. I was out in the rain and freezing wind getting this shot.

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Check it out, there's an island named after me. I'm sure it's a pretty good one too, Steve Island, sounds majestic yet cosy and welcoming

i'll be damned

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Just a reminder that our government has totally abandoned all policy surrounding mitigating risk of COVID AND they’re ending the bridge access vaccination program making the boosters this fall expensive so uh, not great

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the main thing about biden getting covid is that you should get your boosters if you're out of date (which, full disclosure, i am, this is a reminder to me, too)

I bet you're right, and like, there's not even much of a story there! He's the sitting POTUS. He'll get injected full of whatever is the most cutting edge science goo on the planet, watched by top notch doctors like a hawk, and he'll be just fine. Good reminder for me to get another booster though.

In another timeline Trump was killed and Biden dies of Covid, leaving the race between Harris and Vance Idk I just find that scenario very funny lol

Harris would cream Vance, no question

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Biden getting COVID would be an excellent opportunity to push FDA for releasing Novavax 2024-2025 boosters. Apparently they’re ready to go and everyone is “just” waiting on approval.

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Chinstrap penguin glaring into the camera is the #penguinpicoftheday #PPOTD and did you know that they get their beauty rest (11 hours a day!) by nodding off in 4-second intervals... 10,000 times. I mean that's champion power napping. 🧪🌍🦑🦉

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NYT

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Matt Novak

Not even 2 weeks later

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Far-right online figures have lashed out at the Republican National Convention for featuring a "shameful" Sikh prayer, claiming it was a “decorated word salad for ‘Hail Satan’” & “anti-Christian evil.” My newest:

Right-wing influencers lash out at Republican National Convention over Sikh prayerwww.mediamatters.org After a Republican National Committee member conducted a Sikh prayer during the first day of the 2024 Republican National Convention, right-wing influencers attacked the “shameful” and “pagan” prayer,...

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Joe Biden has Covid 19. Me?

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Anyway they’re gonna spend the rest of the RNC making fun of Biden for getting COVID so congrats to everyone who bought the unity stuff

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raven: kaw me, initiating raven: kHAW raven, imitating me imitating raven: kHaw me, imitating raven imitating me imitating raven: kHhaW second raven to first raven: what are you doing first raven: I'm teaching an ape to talk me: kHhaW! second raven: ...is that really what I sound like?

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Also some people go on them specifically to die. I guess they want one last party & vacation before they go

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Ðavid Þetraitis

Yeah if I recall correctly there's a freezer they use to store the bodies

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My parents’ friends are on a world cruise with Princess (read: $$, old people) and in 77 days, 10 people have died

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NEW: Local police warned Secret Service before the Trump rally that they didn't have the manpower to watch the building whose roof the shooter ultimately used, per local and federal law enforcement

Secret Service was told police could not watch building used by Trump rally shooterwapo.st The warning from local law enforcement of insufficient manpower adds to questions about whether there was adequate security for the high-stakes presidential campaign visit.

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Jay Bullock, microplastics connoisseur

I'm generally against monarch on principle but my principles are quite malleable when it comes to going after spammers ngl

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#Mammals Several environmental activist groups notified state officials & the Idaho Department of Fish & Game they intend to file a lawsuit over the agency's allowance of bear baiting, which put federally protected grizzly bears at risk & violate the Endangered Species Act. phys.org/news/2024-07...

After grizzly's death, environmental groups to sue Fish and Game over Idaho bear baitingphys.org Several environmental activist groups on July 15 notified state officials and the Idaho Department of Fish and Game that they intend to file a lawsuit over the agency's allowance of bear baiting, whic...

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Sarah J. Jackson

I'm convinced Stop just tells them they've found a number that's being monitored by an actual human being

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torn between being constantly frustrated that people seem to have forgotten how to behave in public while simultaneously understanding that there could not be a single more appropriate statue on which to do this in the whole entire world (and also that it did no harm)

Italian officials are trying to identify a young woman who was filmed kissing, humping, and grinding against a statue of Bacchus, the God of wine and sensuality, in Florence over the weekend.

Italian officials slam tourist who ‘mimicked sex acts’ on a statue of Bacchus in Florence | CNNwww.cnn.com Italian officials are trying to identify a young woman who was filmed kissing, humping, and grinding against a statue of Bacchus, the God of wine and sensuality, in Florence over the weekend.

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Przewalski's horse foals of different ages 1 of 2 #MarwellZoo #horse #mammals

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Everyone loves "Generic other candidate" until they learn about who gets slotted into that "generic other candidate" position, and they realize they've got real problems too.

Everyone is assuming Biden would be replaced with their individual "Perfect Candidate" that supports everything they support and opposes everything they oppose And of course, no one could possibly have any issues with their "Unicorn Fantasy Perfect Candidate" and so it's an absolute lock.

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Przewalski's horse foals of different ages 2 of 2 #MarwellZoo #horse #mammals

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Meg Elison

Noooo! 😭

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What in the absolute fuck is going on here

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Can't even eat people anymore because of woke

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Over the weekend an “insider anon” post on 4chan claiming (falsely, obvs) to be authored by one of the local PD snipers at Trump’s rally made the rounds online. As @travisview.bsky.social notes on the latest QAA podcast, it “received a more credulous audience on Twitter than it did on 4chan.”