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im sorry im only just learning what dr disrespect looks like and,,,
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damn he even looks like a guy who’s not allowed within 500 feet of a school or animal shelter lol
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if i saw this guy in the wild i would absolutely bet $100 i cant afford to bet that hes got a protective order and doesnt pay child support
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giving no much a red flag but a red banner blotting out the sun
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Dude literally wears a flak vest made out of all his red flags
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"Got fired from my own company for being a sex pest" is a niche look, but he nails it.
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you know, I wouldn't be surprised if child support was in his future....
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tbf he is playing a character he doesnt just dress like that normally, but then again hes like 40 something so its like ok retire the bit man
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"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be." -Vonnegut
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Vonnegut always comes out with the bangers
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i would say he would be an incredible poster, because he would, but also he would have hated social media
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And that's costume 100%. so he's gone out of his way to look like a pedo
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always sunny lethal weapon 9 or whatever number theyre on
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Surprisingly, one of them is actually real
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Now he can pull an inverse Bobby Valentine and remove the fake mustache and come back into the game. The umpires will never know.
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Less "becoming the mask" & more "the mask is who he was all along"
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i know a guy who just looks like that naturally, it's weird
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he almost certainly wants to be able to go unrecognized in public it would be a shame if we found out what he really looked like and ya know... kept an eye out.
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He is very public, both in real name and image.
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Definitely not the face of someone who would send inappropriate messages to minors. /s
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you might be surprised by this, based on the way that he looks, he has previously filmed people in public bathrooms
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I saw this situation as “guy who looks like a pedophile turns out to be a pedophile” and… I mean yeah
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It's always the ones you most expect
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ben stiller should sue his ass for defamation
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Haha, yes! “Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!”
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imagine having to go to public events in a wig, wraparound sunglasses, and headphones. a least larry the cable guy just had to put on an accent.
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It got even stranger when I discovered that the answer to "who is he parodying with this look?" was "nobody"
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If a gamer chair got bitten by a radioactive Borat
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On the plus side you could always be listening to uhhh *checks notes* Jailbait by Ted Nugent???
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It's like an anti-Pee-wee Herman
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dude looks like he rules a third-tier petrostate
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The Beastie Boys "Sabotage" music video we have at home.
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Getting a chuckle out of the way his glasses go up at the same angle as his mustache goes down
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imagining him taking them off slowly and his mustache becomes his eyebrows
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his face is like one of those zelda puzzles where if you angle his mustache just right you unlock a hidden chamber
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Ok, I've just started giggling in the middle of the office.
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The mustache is never a good choice for a man unless they're Burt Reynolds.
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I feel like leveraging all my credibility on this guy.
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I suppose the next time we see that face it'll be the guy knocking on all the doors in the community introducing himself via a Judge's orders.
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Is he basing his persona on the G.I. Joe villain Metal-Head? www.yojoe.com/action/90/me...
www.yojoe.com
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bit behind the loop on this but i think hes a conservative influencer and pedophile that just got outted, first part might not be accurate but the pedophile part def is
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He was a hyper-successful twitch streamer of mostly competitive shooters for many years, before they cancelled his contract over the pedo shit. He may have also gotten into conservative shit more directly, it would certainly make sense. Dude sucks as hard as he looks like he does across the board.
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