Sam Means

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WBD's stock price has tanked ~78% since David Zaslav was announced as CEO— $32.68 on 05/19/21 to $7.32, today— to say nothing of the brand loyalty, goodwill, & creative talent he's destroyed. It is amazing & genuinely horrifying that anyone could fail this badly, & remain in a position of authority

David Zaslav has failed at literally everything he was hired to do and he should have every cent he's earned garnished and used to compensate all the people he fucked over in his pursuit of this unmitigated disaster of a result. variety.com/2024/tv/news...

Warner Bros. Discovery Stock Price Plummets After Q4 Earnings Reportvariety.com Warner Bros. Discovery shares fell sharply in the first minutes of trading Friday following the company's Q4 earnings report.

The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel For Dogs

Mars Attacks The Preacher’s Wife

How do the rugs in those videos get so dirty?

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I am once again asking you to consider that an entire information ecosystem established as the primary form of communication over a hundred years and allegedly regulated by the federal government was destroyed by scammers virtually overnight and we just don’t, like, ever talk about it

The first rule of avoiding scam calls is to never answer unknown numbers, and even some known ones. Curious? Bored? Worried it’s an emergency? Wait the extra minute it takes for the call to go to voice mail, then decide if it’s legitimate.

Sick of scams? Stop answering your phone.www.washingtonpost.com Phone scams are still hugely popular — and they depend entirely on people curious enough to answer.

An interview with Tony winner and A+ human being Daniel Radcliffe about his role as the last surviving Brit on Earth in "Mulligan"

Daniel Radcliffe Addresses Playing 'Ridiculously Posh English Idiot' in Netflix's Mulliganwww.cbr.com EXCLUSIVE: Daniel Radcliffe shares what drew him to his Mulligan role as a "ridiculously posh English idiot."

Congratulations to Suffs! So excited that Corky St. Clair finally got a show to Broadway!

Here at the musician Dido's Mexican restaurant, we put the "fun Dido" in "Queso Fundido"

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If you see something (horses), say something ("horses")

Whole & Oat, my milk-based Hall & Oates parody cover band, has disbanded. All ticket holders will be reimbursed for tonight's show.

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This response, re: Hochul & congestion pricing, makes sense if you believe: * 100% of the 900k cars that enter lower Manhattan daily are from NJ/CT * 0% of the 3.4 million MTA users every day are from NJ/CT * the governor of NY should prioritize 900k out of staters over 3.4 million New Yorkers

"Mosaic," like with tiles, comes from Latin, "of the muses," while "Mosaic," as in Old Testament law, is of course, "from Moses," and I feel like it would be a delightful waste of time to write a farce hinging on that.

21 seasons in and Top Chef has still not managed to master the most basic rudiments of ADR.

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Interviews with David Sedaris, Dave Barry, Jack Handey, Bob Odenkirk, and other humor-writing pros: “Sure to captivate anyone who loves a good comedy.” —Publishers Weekly (starred review) www.amazon.com/Heres-Kicker...

"Mulligan" season 2 is streaming now on Netflix! Written by me and Robert Carlock! Featuring Nat Faxon, @chrissyteigen.bsky.social, @samrichardson.bsky.social, Dana Carvey, Tina Fey, @phillamarr.bsky.social, Ayo Edeberi, Daniel Radcliffe, Ronny Chieng, @alyankovic.bsky.social, and many more!

Mulligan season 2 is live on Netflix! Watch! Enjoy!

I have decided to develop a goofy, wholesome reboot of "Riverdale."

UCP Developing Dark Reboot Of ‘The Munsters’deadline.com UCP is developing 1313, a horror series that's a darker reimagining of the 1964 classic sitcom The Munsters

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i’m the joker gotta love me

Just to put an end to the speculation: yes, I am the guy at Cannes who times how long all the standing ovations are. I use two different stopwatches just in case one of them breaks.

May 24th!

"Average wiggle"

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columbia university achieving the daring dream of a no-student no-faculty all administration university

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i don't want to create VALUE FOR SHAREHOLDERS i want to draw MONSTERS KISSING

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Men will fight for six and a half minutes in an alleyway rather than try on their drifter friend’s sunglasses.

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Django Wexler

One thing AI has in common with crypto is that boosters are well aware the primary use cases are both illegal and immoral; they don't care but can't say so in public.

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remember like 15 years ago when companies started selling "hoverboards" that were actually just regular electric scooters that caught on fire all the time? and every company started pushing "hoverboards" and they all sucked until they exploded and people stopped buying them? well a.i. is different.

It's been a long, hard road, but I still do not have any real understanding of what the different drawers in a refrigerator do.

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In bibliographies, place of publication IS NO LONGER REQUIRED! Copyeditors around the world are rejoicing. #ACES2024

This is a weird viral marketing campaign for The Brothers Grimsby.

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i bet the gas station roller feels so good for the hot dogs

Heard Ohtani is going to take a couple years off to pursue his dream of playing professional basketball.