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ChatGPT now to respond to all questions with “while compelling, that query is beyond the scope of this paper”
Soon it’ll start dating undergrads, to “feel something” again.
"I have a question. Well, it's more like a comment. In my paper from last year..."
“Wait a sec - that’s in my other slide deck…”
Joke's on them, I have a PhD and I'm an idiot
Yes I too hold a doctorate and am startling dense
Professor-level GPT will just respond to every prompt with "the solution is left as an exercise for the reader"
Dr. Phil has a Ph.D all I'm saying.
“However, further research is needed”
"the premises of your question was criticized by the second peer-reviewer as too unconventional, can you please attach a source to that claim?"
"I'm working on your query, please stop asking me how much longer it will take"
Can't wait til everyone gets the same exact response from Ai WebMDs.
"You could lose some weight. Let's get you started on chemo."
So they are doing away with general artificial intelligence to try and get at incredibly specific, detailed, and only of use and interest to me and 50 other people intelligence?
I’m probably being generous with “50”
Usually like more like 5 tbh
I get to work in policy now, so there’s probably a couple of things from my diss that have informed my broader work, but yes, usually 5.
Someone I was meeting for a professional get to know you drink last year showed up having read my diss and I almost fell off my chair in shock
"Have you considered the effects of ?"
I'll be sure to preface my future ChatGPT interactions with "My question is more of a comment..."
Argh, I just posted almost this exact comment before I read down the list. You beat me to it! I'm glad this is a common punchline at conferences.
While telling you it has a Phd 12 times
"Your question is really more of a comment."
“This is more of a comment than a question…”
All prompts will be in the form of a comment rather than a question.
Not all PhD people are smart
Oh my God, college flashbacks 😭
That would be a FAR superior answer, rather than the dreck it usually spits out
I mean yeah, but also… ChatGPT was already smarter than some of the PhDs I’ve listened to 😂
Mira Murati: I’ll show those fancy smart and creative people
Oh god, it’s going to insist you call it “doctor” even though it is definitely not a doctor.
That's fine. When we're playing the PhD game, all of my questions are "really more of a comment than a question."😅
Bold of her to assume the company will be around long enough
"PhD level"... but can't cite or annotate correctly? 🤣
Living in the “what does that even mean?” era.
Pre or post tenure intelligence tho?
It's also going to be a beautiful woman 😍😍😍
I'm also expecting scathing comments about reviewer two.
mmmmmmmmm more research is needed
People who use phrases like 'PhD level intelligence' usually fall short in both of those areas.
“good question, let’s talk after the talk and i can get into it”
*runs and hides after the talk*
I wonder how it responds to someone putting 'this isn't a question so much as a statement' or similar phrases...
It's going to preface everything with a reference to its thesis defense.
Rest easy, folks, you have 18 months to live before Skynet becomes self aware and kills us all.
What’s the intelligence level now? Rando off the street?
Drunken monkey, only not a metaphor for kung fu.
