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the Large Oaf Co-Benevolent Society Of Brotherhood is having a meeting about senator fetterman, i assure you
he has brought shame upon his Oafhood, and we take this betrayal very seriously
He's toeing the line between Oaf and Goon and it has been noticed
Some of us have been ready to make the case the line was crossed...
The conflation of oafs with henchmen and minions is a harmful stereotype and he must be censured for perpetuating it
The Big Galoot Society of America has already delivered his Degalooting during the November session. (pictured)
This was, at the time, controversial. The Oafsociation of America should follow through, we stand with you, giving you plenty of room.
"Seeing a Far Side comic you haven't seen before" has to be like, in the top 10 of everyday experiences. Up there with waking up well-rested before your alarm goes off.
He lost a lot of weight I think it's possible he has lost the Mandate of Oafpill in pure physical terms even before the right wing political shift
Unfortunately as a card carrying Oaf, weight is only one metric, and the junior Senator from Pennsylvania is still a physical specimen of oafery.
That is not how being an oaf works. Shaun Bradley was finance co-chair in 1994, remember?
It's a big deal, LOCSoB usually only meets once or twice a year
It's difficult to wrangle us all into one room, not to mention dangerous
It's getting a room big enough so the chairs aren't all touching. Plus, the "excuse me" chorus getting to our seats is an OSHA issue
As a member of Confraternity of Oaves (Brooklyn Chapter) I want to add my voice to this
non-oaf but have you considered the word “coafen” (like “coven”, but, you know)
moving to demote Mr. Fetterman from "oaf" to "ogre"
Some of us oafs identify as ogre. He goes all the way down to troll.
wait iiirc we need a 'second' before it's on the floor for discussion -- not that i disagree!
The letter was co-signed by the Most Sacred Order of Himbos, the Well-Meaning Chunky Galoot Foundation, and National Association for the Advancement of Bumbling Man-Mountains.
"That boy is our last hope."
"No, there is another."
[Smash cut to Prtizker]
Pritzker is only 5'7". Surely he has to join some sort of similar but distinct organization?
I've seen him in person, he is one of us. Short? Yes. Large? Curiously, also yes.
Brother Pritzker, it's very generous of you to provide the Italian Beef catering once again and I guess the Malort is here too
High Council of Chooches and Jabronii (Old Rite) urges you to take action.
I got my nicest Carhartt dry-cleaned, then forgot to move it off the couch and the wife piled a bunch of stuff on it, so now that it's appropriately rumpled I'm ready to attend
Ive said it before, and i'll say it again.
Fetterman died from that stroke and his body was possessed by a Dybbuk.
It explains everything.
Passing around one pair of tiny spectacles as they review the draft resolution.
Fetterman, if I recall correctly, has gotten really into eggs and decided to self-exile to the Big [into] Oeuf Conglomerate.
We should have never promoted him out from that underpass.
Oh shit is that today? I knew I was forgetting something
oh fuck i forgot to renew my LOCSOB membership again. now i have to retake the Oaf Certification Exam and pay an extra 60 dollar fee. *again*. dammit
He's gonna be taken out back and when he returns he's gonna be a lanky guy
I move to transfer his membership to the International Brotherhood of Henchepeople.
He saw that Sinema money.
