Doink Bonk

Doink Bonk

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man it's a hot zone,

This is a deep cut I can appreciate.

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Did somebody ask for complete episodes of SCTV 📺?

SCTV (Second City TV) Seasons 1 to 6 [1976-84]youtube.com Second City Television, commonly shortened to SCTV and later known as SCTV Network and SCTV Channel, is a Canadian television sketch comedy show that ran int...

Oh, wow. You can buy/sell/bid on Truth Social?

Trump/Vance 2024

Trump/Vance 2024

As always, turnout is crucial. From what I understand, Trump's GOTV game is dog shit, so here's hoping.

Not for nothing, but Tord is electrifying.

Buddy, Bill Nelson is straight-up black bloc.

This is the "Pelosi attacker was a lefty" with even weaker evidence.

I wonder if Dana White will be tasked with decrying violence at the RNC.

I need to train harder. Btw, who in the hell is protesting their official stats?

Poor phrasing

AMANDA TRAP HOUSE 🐢

"Sir, you had me at 'did you planned'"

[Social media during the Summer of 2020] You can't get more unbearable than me. [Social media during the Summer of 2024] Check this out.

This is one of those days where a person will, in one post, caution against speculation and then, two posts later, wildly speculate. It's a marvel.

Seems we've crested a hill

This is solid work

Bluesky vibes

And a looming election never helps the tenor. A lot of people who agree end up insulting each other.

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When you ask the kid from the “ermahgerd” meme how to reform the judiciary

Block list is growing. This really sucks.

Bouie? That's no good.

Just finished Dark Matter. I'd like to get my hands on one of those big boxes and a few of those ampules.

At this point, I care so much less about who finishes the next presidential term than I do about who begins it.

This confirms my priors—there's no clear answer, and I don't know shit.

Bethany Albertson

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COPA announcer just said Luis Suarez "just took a little chunk out of the defender there" while I was looking down. I looked up expecting to see torn flesh in between his teeth.

COPA announcer just said Luis Suarez "just took a little chunk out of the defender there" while I was looking down. I looked up expecting to see torn flesh in between his teeth.

I like imagining a brutally honest political consultant. "Look, boss. No one fucking knows. I have some ideas on shit we could *try*."

Now I'm just imagining someone advertising "farm-to-table" cola.

I plan on bathing in uncertainty for about a month. No one knows anything.

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If the French defeat the Nazis and America doesn’t, we will have to retire some of our most cherished jokes.

largest french turnout in 40 years, to keep the nazis down. fascism sucks up power left unattended