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The Chillennial

@thechillennial.bsky.social

Midwest dude. Probably not a fan of your horseshoe-ass takes. Tries his best.
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My woowoo alarm almost never misses
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yeah these prices are hip hop preposterous
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nineteen dollars and seven cents in one of the most expensive cities in michigan.
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My 19 year old cat has been more active and chipper lately, which is always nice to see. She likes to nap like this when she's particularly pleased with herself.
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Laws mean nothing anymore so here's a cat named Crowley
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Free throw final boss just dropped
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It's just a really bad take, man. World War 2 was necessary and involved a lot of dead Nazis.
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I fixed this very incorrect meme.
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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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Somewhat surprised to learn that the list of famous people born the same year as me that google returns gets much less recognizable after like, the first page of results. Same with IMDB. Not very many famous 42 year olds i guess. hashtag forgotten generation
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Well by God, they DO exist. I wonder what made them decide to do this.
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Yeah, they're pretty much explicitly saying that the entire social and government apparatus of the United States is going to be dismantled and rebuilt for revenge - a circuit court judge ruling against that doesn't mean squat, except to the judge that dies by mysterious car bomb the next week.
WE'RE ABSOLUTELY GOING TO BE FASCISTS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. That's the message. You've been warned.
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For real though. Before/after. The trees were planted when the condos were built in the 60s. After 18 months they "replaced" ~10 the mature trees with 5 dwarf fruit tree saplings.
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Me trying to explain to my friend's date how much gangster credibility his cash and prizes has
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When your 19 year old calico wants to use your hand as a pillow.... You let her
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no, it really fucking isn't, because if it was, i wouldn't be spending a week comparing client latency times by hand using your existing convoluted monitor-as-a-service malarkey. Cannot wait for the AI hype money to go away.
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"100 percent plant based nicotine"... As opposed to horse-based nicotine? Vegan nicotine?
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Abby isn't so much flat as partially liquid.
flat feline friday, post em if you got em
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Biden forgets a name during an off the cuff remark and it's front-page news for a week; Trump can't form a coherent sentence in front of his richest supporters and we're supposed to politely tiptoe around it like he doesn't have marbles-in-oatmeal for brains.
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Abby is very pleased with herself this evening.
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what the hell is a VIERA? Does it summon this guy? Google seems to think that's what it's for.
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The fuzzy baby must be protected at all costs
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An ongoing series of fake LLM generated books that my Amazon Kindle keeps advertising to me. They are all children's "stories" because LLMs lose plot cohesion after a page of text at most. This is one of the more visible signs of the Internet dying - a real store selling fake products automatically
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"hello user, it looks like you are trying to cook using your pathetic human hands and limited resources. Fret not, for ChatGPT's Sponsors, Chunks(tm), has all the nutrition you need in one pleasing geometric shape"