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The Chillennial

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Midwest dude. Probably not a fan of your horseshoe-ass takes. Tries his best.
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Don't listen to yourself, make more music
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But there's a twitchy assholeness he adds that elevates it from mere "smarmy prick" to "the worst person you ever had to deal with"
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Heck yeah, that's good, because I've enjoyed everything I've ever seen him in. I shall continue to do so.
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Ya know, I'm inclined to agree, even though I have a soft spot for the silly Guy Ritchie movies.
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McHale needs an award for how much I want to stab his character whenever he's on screen. Pure primal rage at that guy.
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Hahahaha straight into my fucking freedom coffee
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Every writer you have ever read has killed a guy, or worse.
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Sure. So stop posting stuff like you're clutching your pearls in worry and knock on doors
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America's pundits will not be able to handle a black woman nominee. They will shriek and shriek and shriek
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We should spend the next four months abjectly panicking
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Backbenchers all. They can't influence their dinner menus at home.
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For my birthday I would like the French to beat their fascists. If not with tire irons, then I'll settle for voting.
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Bb why are you talking to Steve fucking Bannon
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A couple years ago a barely coherent hurricane (as in it was still swirling cohesively like a cyclone but massively weakened) managed to get up in Michigan. We got some heavy ish rain and some gusty wind.
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If I recall it followed the same general path as this one
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Interesting. That sounds similar to the way software engineers use "rubber duck debugging" - explaining your problem out loud can often lead you to determine where you're stuck
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Sorry about your brainworms. Unfortunately for you there are only two choices, Biden or trump. There is no magical third party to save you. There is no white knight free of sin to whisk you away to electoral Valhalla.
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Having what I can only hope is an allergic reaction to the lotion I bought to alleviate my severe sunburn. It feels like every couple of seconds someone snaps a rubber band on my skin. It is extremely unpleasant and I don't know how to stop it
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What if we just didn't vote in the fascist fam, is that "lit", does it have "the rizz", or whatever the fuvk. Can we just not vote in game show Hitler, that would be hella tight cool rizz family bizzaps skibidee toilet snaps
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Sam Neill has a winery in New Zealand. He seems fun. I'd get drunk with Sam Neill.
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Decency is dead, best I can offer is endless horserace coverage
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What if we just didn't vote in the fascist fam, is that "lit", does it have "the rizz", or whatever the fuvk. Can we just not vote in game show Hitler, that would be hella tight cool rizz family bizzaps skibidee toilet snaps
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Jose Gonzalez's version of Teardrop.
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And three packs a day and a fifth of bourbon for lunch
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a series of glitch art versions of famous works, photographed in the Louvre with a GameBoy Camera. will be posting one of these a day for the next few days. first, The Death Of Marat by Jacques-Louis David