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Kristi Noem is untrainable.

Does The Onion use generated artwork?

This is good old fashioned photoshop. Source image here:

I thought it was the dog that looked uncanny, in a hybrid photo-painting way that some generated images have.

In this case it's uncanny because it's been photoshopped

No, that is a real dog.

Definitely real. I can tell by the pixels

Seen a few 'shops in my day.

This just looks like regular Photoshop to me personally

Never.

I'm pretty sure that's photoshop

If by generated, you mean edited in any way, yes. If by generated you mean AI, no

I wonder how many times ChatGPT will be asked to explain that one

Too many!

I see two dogs

The way I just wheeze-laughed at this headline

She use a 1 or 2" putty knife?

The blunter the better! 🩸

🎶Sweet home South Dakota Play that dead dog’s song Turn those speakers up full blast Sing along with Kristi Noem 🎶

Gonna have to Musk those writers a lot harder if you want to compete with reality

All that stress means another animal on her ranch must die.

You should see what she did to the cat

woof

This looks an awful lot like an AI-generated image.

Stock photo of dog + liquify tool in Photoshop. Simple operation, no need for AI, no trace of AI.

Okay, I was wrong.

Easy to get jumpy when that trash is everywhere.

I heard her granddaughter's stuffed animal bit her. Left a mark too.

This story should win awards.

Poor pup!

Jesus buddy

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