Chris White

@thewalrusofhate.bsky.social

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Space thingy guy, and director of 'Toast'

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People click clack tongs when we pick them up This is an example of carcinisation, the evolutionary pressure to evolve into crab

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Do something nice for yourself today. Get a fancy coffee at the cafe, or make a cloak of moss and a crown of ancient bones, disappear into the old forest, and become the legend that fearful folk only dare whisper.

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I don't know. Things feel different. Better. Hopeful. A bit giddy with the change.

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we still have no idea where Kamala stands on electrocution vs being eaten by a shark. why won't she tell us. what are you hiding, Kamala

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It would be great if people -- especially organizations, and especially especially official government organizations! -- would just get off of Twitter (no I'm not calling it the other stupid fucking name). Like, if I want local Nat'l Weather Service, I still have to check Twitter for them. C'mon.

Yo, he rate limited her account so people couldn’t follow her. That is *insane*

Trump-Lover Elon Musk Is Already Causing Kamala Harris Problemsnewrepublic.com People are having trouble following Harris’s campaign X (formerly Twitter) account.

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KAMALA, GO ON “HOT ONES.” NOW IS THE TIME.

Our latest masterpiece, a 2-minute Star Trek short, for your viewing pleasure: youtu.be/Q4_k38trDGQ?...

The Grounding - A Star Trek fan productionyoutu.be On the Federation starship Excalibur, Management and Quality Assurance battle over the safety of the crew - or lack of it...Dedicated to the memory of our fr...

Not the Sage Grouse?! They've crossed a line...

p534 Delist the grizzly bear in the Greater Yellowstone and Northern Continental Divide Ecosystems … Delist the gray wolf in the lower 48 states in light of its full recovery under the ESA. Cede to western states jurisdiction over the greater sage-grouse

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This is choice: Trump sent Harris five grand in 2011

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In addition, you can't mute either the Trump2024 or MAGA hashtags (you can put them in your muted words, but nothing will be muted), and if you click one of them, THIS shit happens.

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My million dollar idea: a website called Does It End, letting you know if a TV show wraps up or ends on a cliffhanger. Bonus: is there another season?

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President Biden tried to call the widow; she wouldn't talk to him. Trump didn't bother. www.cnn.com/2024/07/14/p...

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Lost in the ongoing Trumpapalooza is the excellent news that a malaria vaccination developed at Oxford Univ. over the last 30 years and costing only £3 per shot is being unrolled in malaria-prone countries. If it fulfills its promise, this will make an enormous difference to so many lives.

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FAO @laura28.bsky.social

This doesn't fall under my usual Yore parameters but @adampknave.com‬'s cat Pants has reminded me that this year is the 20th anniversary of this magical gem: youtu.be/SaA_cs4WZHM?...

The Kitty Cat Danceyoutu.be Official Kitty Cat Dance Merchandise now available! http://steveIbsen.etsy.comMugs, Shirts, Bags, Stickers, and other cat related paraphernalia Twitter: htt...

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Little girl with cat. Ca. 1958-1959. www.mutualart.com/Artwork/La-f...

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(millennial James Brown) I feel bad

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Vive La France! 🇫🇷

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men around the world don't want me to reveal this secret but the truth is we do not become adults, we just get bigger. All men are 17 forever

How do any of you even survive to adulthood

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The most British thing that ever British’d has happened in my parents’ village. Brace yourself.

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INJECT THIS INTO MY FACE

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"Martin, it's all psychological. You yell barracuda, everybody says, "Huh? What?" You yell supermajority, we've got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July." #GeneralElection2024

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So, I think when my editor asked me to do a long list of Tory policy screw ups since 2010, he was expecting something funny? The reality was... not particularly funny.

An (incomplete) list of every terrible policy the Conservatives have inflicted on Britain since 2010 | Jonn Elledgewww.theguardian.com Readers, brace yourselves, says the writer Jonn Elledge

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I see some good ideas being suggested, but here's my entry: he can now *commercially* pirate music, since to really be criminal rather than civil, needs to be commercial. So he could set up the White House's official pirate streaming service. And no one could do anything.

Okay, folks, who is putting together the list of the funniest crimes that Biden should be committing between now and election day to highlight the absurdity of today's immunity ruling? Not the stuff like assassinations. Just stuff to make a point.

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This here is RMS Mulheim, and no, it's not supposed to park there. As far as investigators could establish, the officer of the watch fell over his own trousers, knocked himself unconscious, and woke up to find Cornwall noisily announcing itself upon his keel.

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Every morning I check the news and it's like -SCOTUS Eliminates Three More Basic Rights, Only Six Remain -President Mispronounces a Word, Will Now Lose Election to Senile Hitler -New AI Company Uses Artist Blood to Let Billionaires and Racists Live Forever, Gets $45 Billion Valuation

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OCTOPUS ALWAYS MOTHERFUCKERS