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Beth

@thisbethlife.bsky.social

Mom, wife, Cubs fan, leftist, Gen X, litany of mental health acronyms, old soul music tastes, BBC all day, mid gardener, friend of Bill W., you’re free to be yourself with me. PTO Vice Prez so watch out. Tucson via San Francisco via the Midwest.
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They are framing Joe not taking the cognitive test as if he has something to hide, when in reality it wouldn’t matter if he aced the thing, the headline the next day would be, Can a POTUS Be ‘Too’ Smart?
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Yes Suzy, humans are very, very odd.
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Looking up how I can get on the list of people to be executed under the new regime
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Strawberry legs, cottage cheese thighs, muffin tops…ladies we are a snack.
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The only people I figure can still support 45 have themselves never been meaningfully marginalized. They have no idea what’s coming, they think they have nothing to fear.
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They’re half off! Like their hands.
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There are more men that fall into this category because (testosterone? idk), but there are also plenty of entitled, incompetent women. I blame any system that doesn't promote randomly.
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Of the three leading candidates for president in 2024, only Joe Biden was never a passenger on Epstein's jet.
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Parenting Gen Z is really something extra
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This picture. It’s giving Four Seasons Total Landscaping
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This photo is pure 2024.
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My husband always says it like Jar Jar Binks.
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I’ve learnt this as an Airbnb host. We are all such effing weirdos. Each in our own special ways. But, weirdos, the lot of us.
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going waterboarding at guantanamo bay sounds like a really good time if you have no idea what either of those thing are
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WHOO waterboarding vaycay!
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This is what July 4th feels like.
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Saw an AI fireworks show and a guy lost all 7 fingers on one hand.
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That was a thing I had tweeted about what feels like years ago: has anyone sat down with him and done a little genealogy lesson?
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Kyle needs a role, somewhere
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Oooohhhhh I had forgotten him. The good old days where a ratio really meant something
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I’m on Petrified Pooch duty while the home fireworks go. 2/3 the doggies are mine so I volunteered 😂🤷🏻‍♀️