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Matt Baldwin

@thisbrokenwheel.bsky.social

Writer, photographer, cyclist, naturalist, martial artist, tall ship sailor. Apparently when I was a kid I heard the phrase “jack of all trades” and it stuck. Mestizo. He/him, single. San Diego, CA.
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Live shot of the voice in my head repeating, “two months ‘til vacation, two months ‘til vacation” over and over again.
Don't mind me, just looking at the state of things and muttering "two months 'til vacation, two months 'til vacation" to myself over and over.
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Oh and also, this was a typical response to my comment about you by actual Black people.
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You may be choosing different diction, but that is absolutely the argument you are making.
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OK. Timeline cleanse. Everyone, this is Everest, a four year-old albino wallaby who currently lives at the San Diego Safari Park and is trained as an animal ambassador. Like many albino animals, he’s a bit nearsighted, but isn’t timid around people. I met him on my birthday last week.
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If by “seeds” you mean “corn” and also, “popped” then yes!
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She’s mad because I came back from a quick trip down the street to the grocery without bringing back any crunchy snacks.
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Sometimes, Pokémon catch *you*. (As seen on my run this morning)
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One of those delights, however, is definitively not the design decision to give Jim Hawkins the late-90s skater boy undercut & rattail look.
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Welp, RIP my post-work productivity today.
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There's a heatwave out there, be sure and stay hydrated. (Female Anna's hummingbird. #birds 🦅🪶 #photography 📸 #sciart 🐡 #hummingbird
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A few weeks ago I had a pretty active leftist on here tell me that the ruling militia regime in Angola (responsible for lowering that country’s life expectancy to 40 and recruiting 6,000 child soldiers) the “good guys” in the Angolan Civil War just because they call themselves “communist.”
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Alas, the beard met blade this weekend, as my facial hair in summer weather isn’t the most comfortable thing. Though I do think I’m finally starting to look my actual age when clean-shaven.
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Tattoo Tuesday: most recent addition!
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If you see this, skeet a photo you took at sunset
If you see this, skeet a photo you took at sunset
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Well they also famously co-headlined a movie together 36 years ago.
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Forty-five’n and thrivin’. Also, since it’s my birthday, none of you are allowed to engage in Discourse today. Have fun. Be kind.
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We’ve gotten most of her dockside sails bent on, getting her all dressed up & pretty for the 4th of July.
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A Rustle in the Underbrush #birds 🦅🪶 #photography 📸 #sciart 🐡
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Meanwhile *this* guy was in an interesting story about someone who cheekily manipulates others’ bad-faith assumptions that he will adhere to a prescribed social code, when in fact he is actually using them as a means to a more benevolent end.
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The Star is so big and well-ballasted that even under a pretty strong gale she’s fairly stable. Laying aloft on the Californian on the other hand is kind hectic — just a whole lot of movement in that rigging.
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“Hey man — you, uh, got any bunnies you’re not using? No reason. Squirrels, maybe? Or even a gopher? That’d be fine too. Oh, OK.” A juvenile Red-tailed hawk, trying to figure out what my whole deal is. #birds 🦅 #photography 📸 #sciart 🐡
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Good morning from the upper foremast of the Star of India. #tallship #sailing #yohoyoho ⛵️🌊
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*achem* People would get hot for them toads, I tell ya.
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Honestly pretty sure they could get Dana Gould back to voice the main character.
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Pat yerselves on the back, ya peer-pressuring scallawags.
Yeah I bought it, I absolutely am that guy.
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Happy start of #Pride Month, all! 🏳️‍🌈📸
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39 and up Bluesky - Drop a pic with your age A few weeks shy of 45!
39 and up Bluesky - Drop a pic with your age Hello from allllmost 49 😎
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Glad y’all approve of my sartorial choices, please enjoy this photo of the schooner Bill of Rights and Spanish galleon replica San Salvador engaging in a mock cannon battle.