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damn slow news day

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i think about kowloon walled city several times a day

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I can't stop looking at Rumble's front page

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dang he really is running a digital media company

Trump Media and Technology Group, the company affiliated with former U.S. president Donald Trump that operates Truth Social, reported $770,500 in revenue for the first quarter of 2024 and a net loss of $327.6 million. variety.com/2024/digital...

Trump’s Social Media Company Posts Q1 Revenue of $770,500 and Net Loss of $327.6 Millionvariety.com Trump Media and Technology Group reported $770,500 in revenue for the first quarter of 2024 and a net loss of $327.6 million.

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currently in tears over these two dogs

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This guy thought the term blowback came from the podcast lmao

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It is in your interest to not base your entire personality on video games and porny anime

ooouggh got my @bakoon.bsky.social piece back from the framer (but have to take it back bc they didn’t know which side was up and mounted the wire wrong)

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WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

an often understated aspect of the R Budd Dwyer story is that he was obviously guilty. like so extremely guilty. awarding a huge contract to a no name out of state firm run by your friend? Mickey Mouse ass corruption.

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this is real

first, dave chappelle started beef with trans people. then kanye became anti-semitic. soon taylor swift will come out as a virulent anti-armenian

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1. friday (performs the alchemy of making a weekday feel like a day off) 2. saturday 3. thursday 4. sunday (by far the most chaotic day via church/football/monday dread) 5. monday (higher because you try to add something fun to offset it) 6. wednesday 7. tuesday (unmoored and bereft of meaning)

I feel like you could cause world war 3 by doing a post ranking the days of the week

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Cool how if you want to install an ADA-mandated elevator inside a subway station you have to do years of community input and environmental reviews justifying it, but if you want to fill the same subway station with guys holding M16s doing constitutionally-dubious searches its just "i've got a hunch"

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[closing 5 mobile popups for legalized sports betting apps] i wonder

The Super Bowl is America's biggest event, and Las Vegas is built for spectacle. But sports leagues once avoided any association with America's gambling capital. Here's how Las Vegas went from a pro-sports pariah to a Super Bowl host.

How Leagues Accepted Las Vegaswww.nytimes.com Professional sports leagues once avoided any association with America’s gambling capital. In recent years, things have dramatically changed.

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I do not Fucking recall them asking the blue sky elders permission to open registration to commoners .

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i cannot stop repeating "i was born very good at shape rotation" in my head

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it's going to rule when search engines are using therapyspeak and accusing you of gaslighting

If you tell Bing's AI search assistant that it is repeatedly giving an incorrect answer to a question, it considers that rude and cuts you off.

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probably the funniest thing about this whole valuation crimes deal is that in the real estate circles trump ran in, this is definitely true, and everyone else he knew in the business was doing the same thing, nobody cared, and he *is* being picked out here specifically. still a crime!

Turning to Trump’s allegedly false annual financial statements that are at the heart of this case, Trump says banks aren’t interested in that kind of thing. “They are not documents that the banks paid much attention to,” Trump says. (Stewart Bishop)

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remembering in university when we did a charity haunted house, first hour we had a guy who played piano play spooky songs in a disconcerting way, but he was busy and i had an entire disc of The Conet Archive so we played numbers stations instead youtu.be/GUQUD3IMbb4

1_01: The Swedish Rhapsodyyoutu.be Track Name: The Swedish RhapsodyDisk: 1Track: 01Language: GermanOne of the better known numbers stations -- and fittingly so. Its haunting, intermittent jin...

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DC Stop Being "Like This" Challenge

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how the fuck are you selling corn syrup as a little gluten free vegan and kosher sweetener

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never realized how thoroughly neutered the version of the Michelin Man we got in America is

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About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

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found out that because the first soda bottles were corked, the bottle cap would not be invented until 1892, they were purposely made in this "torpedo" shape so they could not stand. If stored upright, the cork would dry, shrink, and the bottle would open itself.

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Tully Summers

Thinking about this all-timer from the other site

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Rev. Poppy Haze (ITAR compliant)

if you’re wondering, what the hell is Yammer, trust me, no one knows why Office365 has an internal social network built on Java in it