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what if you stopped posting for clout and started posting for glory
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goworn posting
“these are my oomfies, of course i am waging a blood feud against them! i will doxx & SWAT each of them so that they might die in combat & gain entry into Sto-vo-kor!!”
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more goworn posting
gowron: “trills with pronouns are why my be'nal left me glory to the empire”
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Idk who this is but I would die for them
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this is chancellor goworn, the most cunty klingon.
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have we done realtor gowron yet?
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You know how phones can recognize people and group images of them? I told mine about Gowron.
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Dishonor? In MY House? It's more likely than you think.
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I love that the eye thing started as his actor intentionally fucking with the director, and it was just perfect.
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Oh chancellor my chancellor.
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lmfao that’s beautiful i love star trek’s campy bullshit
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Aw, didn't know that, now I love this character/actor even more. Also love this bit: "...he felt that the writers and producers of the show [ST:E] had created it [the role] for him specifically as his family was trying to adapt following the birth of his triplets." en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_...
Robert O'Reilly - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org
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✨THE MOST CUNTY KLINGON 🎀✨
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If finding glory is Gowron I don't want to be Gowright.
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i love how many goworn memes there are this is delightful
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Fun fact: I’m taller than Chancellor Gowron (Chancellor Gowron for scale)
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oh hell yeah, this is so cool! ☺️
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I think this means that legally you rule the Klingon empire
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all Klingons are trans confirmed true ✅
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pretty sure i’ve run into guys just like this at raves b4
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Find someone who looks at you, well, the way Gowron looks at everyone!
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I'd be the only Klingon to get decommissioned by the Klingon High Council more times than Worf.
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tbh Gowron would be such a messy bitch on the skyline. Dude would be cooking beef constantly.
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you have 24 hours to unfollow worf and martok
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Jesus Again with Worf? One of those P'takh just needs to kill the other and get it over with.
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Coach Gowron is cool but he's from an alternate timeline/universe, like the mirror universe, but just weirder instead of evil.
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Extremely energetic and positive but in a very weird and eccentric way. Every high-school needs one.
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Thank you for reminding me about Coach. I followed him on Mastodon, but he's here on Bluesky too!
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he would leak everything himself, even things that make him look bad on purpose just to throw everyone off the scent. he would do this bc step 3 is "and then the empire is stronger" step 2 would remain unclear
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Worf: Gowron workshops his posts in the Klingon High Council Discord. He has no posting honor! Kahless himself would block him!
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Meanwhile Gowron and the Kahless clone are mutuals but they never RT each other and Kahless clone just skeets landscapes and religious quotes.
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People needing respite from the chaos would follow Martok instead but be a little suspicious of weird vibes. Later it would come out that it was just a sex pest who had hijacked Martok's account, they're exposed, and the real Martok regains his account, bringing safety to the timeline.
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every single time he would say, "I'm trying to prevent civil war!"
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i’m ahead of a trend?!?
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i made stickers to clutter up my neighborhood with >_> and also badge ribbons for a convention this fall
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