turbo jerry: do i need four consecutive ice cream sandwiches? bitch i might

do i need four consecutive ice cream sandwiches? bitch i might

Here’s the thing. You won’t even be in a position to know until after 3 ice cream sandwiches.

holy fuck 🤯

*nods in agreement*

Connect them together to make a single long, sandwich

[eating hot chocolate powder directly out of a canister since no ice cream] yes absolutely

You’re absolutely right.

lmao yes

I like the “bitch, I might”!

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It's hot, and they'll just melt if you don't eat them. It's your duty not to be wasteful.

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you’re making a lotta sense ngl

2 ice cream sands = 1 if they are the standard size duh.

real af

go off, king 🤴

hold my o’doul’s

Pull a cookie off each one and make an ice cream double stuff. Eating two isn't really all that much when you think about it.

why not five

ok, fair argument

You ever have an It’s It?

By concentrating the ice cream sandwich mass in your belly, you literally manipulate spacetime, as Einstein explained. And the act of doing so changes reality and makes you a scientist.

& god™ do i love science

Oh I thought it was a socialist...are you sure?

The horniest I’ve ever made a woman was by eating an ice cream sandwich from the side.

call that taco style *my flagpole goes full mast*

The grey area between need and want is made up of ice-cream sandwiches.

honestly real tho

yeah

Try 4 freeze pops, instead. Only 90 cal. for 4! 😂

They are like Pringles. You can’t have just one.

real af

I definitely do

Then eat all four and enjoy them!

Just stack 'em up and have a Dagwood!

YES

Need? No. Should? Yes.

preach

Uh...YEA

only one way to find out

I *do* need four.

many are saying this

Well... How many are in the box... thats how many ya nee.

Do it.

Thanks. Now I know what I want for breakfast, but we're out.

lmaoo sorryyyy bb

How does that translate to an equivalent nr of "ice-cream-club-sandwiches"?

Oh hell yeah.

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only four?

Yeah, that's just one ice cream sandwich conveniently pre-cut into four pieces.

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