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@underalls.bsky.social

you may remember me from apps such as t̴̢̝̘̞͉͙͓̭̥͑͆̂̿̋́̂͋̈w̶̰͉̙̽̐̎͐̿̀̀̕͠i̶̲̝̦̯̼͆̓͗t̶̺̦̏̚t̸͍̽͐̇̆͒̕e̴̺̥͛͆̐͒̾r̴̞͆́̀̊̑̔
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Me, about to do something nice for someone: THIS WILL MAKE THEM HATE ME FOR SURE FOR SURE
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Me feeling something besides misery for the first time in months: what’s wrong? Something must be wrong. I WILL FIND OUT WHAT IS WRONG RIGHT NOW
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Weird that Young Sheldon ended with Young Sheldon being sacrificed in a Wicker Man but I’m fine with it
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Go into your photo roll or whatever and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud.
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"mixed-weight romance" please kill me
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I want a house that’s all tile, no soft furnishings, not for weird crime or sex reasons. I’m just lazy and want to hose things down
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The best thing about having a therapist is you can read as many poems to them as you want and they legally can’t stop you
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“Some of you may have BEACH BODIES but some of us have INNER STRENGTH” I scream to an empty room from a fetal position on the couch
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I made my psychiatrist laugh by calling the human experience “stupid”
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what the Dino nuggets in my microwave see at 3am:
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Trying to explain to my date why I’m willingly watching the Chevy Chase show: my friends and I went insane during the pandemic and we just do stuff like this now
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My MIL and wife were standing in the garden today muttering "Death is coming" to each other
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Me noticing the state of my apartment after being in a deep depression for weeks youtu.be/chkhOYBdgro?...
Oh god... oh Jesus Christ!youtu.be
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21 years ago Joe had a simple question
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I made my psychiatrist laugh by calling the human experience “stupid”
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I’m sorry I didn’t make it to the event I caught a glimpse of my reflection in a store window and had a mental breakdown :))
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Me getting distracted enough by something that I forget about death for 30 seconds: tra la la Me 31 seconds later: oh no
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Doctor, give me the SEMIGLUTATATIDE. I will shid my pants & get thyroid cancer to lose 10 lbs. I don’t care anymore Man on the street handing me a needle: here you go :)))
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this house wants to be a culver's so bad
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“Some of you may have BEACH BODIES but some of us have INNER STRENGTH” I scream to an empty room from a fetal position on the couch
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Hey I don't want to alarm anyone but this Thai skibidi toilet bootleg gatcha machine is playing despacito
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My question is: If Biden is willing to compromise asylum seekers' rights for political purposes, what’s to say he won't eventually compromise the rights of LGBTQ+ individuals, Black people, or other minority groups? Historically once the line is crossed it’s crossed
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saying “broca’s aphasia” makes u sound like u have broca’s aphasia lol
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Researching flibbertigibbets and ended up down a rabbit hole of all the -gibbits and their preferred habitats
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Me, unemployed, traumatized, waking up early now because of new meds: IT’S ONLY 9:30AM JESUS CHRIST
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YOU'RE LISTENING TO [siren sound] 97.3 [explosion] KRAD FM WHERE WE PLAY NOTHING BUT [geiger counter sounds] THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNY'S STATION [Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing]
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I think I'd make a good widow