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Viktor Winetrout

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 4 min
[cumming] This is my favorite part
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29 min
Only God and the state-appointed psychiatrist can judge me
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 1 hr
great show
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Jerry @allhailjerry.bsky.social · 2 days
Requiem For A Dream… On Ice
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Normal Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 3 mo
You don't have to say "tortured poets" you can just say "poets"
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Crockett Houghton @crockettforreal.bsky.social · 7 mo
When life hands you lemons just hand them back. No one said you couldn’t hand them back.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 3 hr
I love Justified
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 3 hr
Theo Tonin reference
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 5 hr
I don't care how many rocks these kids throw, I will not shut down my lemonade stand
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 6 hr
[doomscrolling] Why am I so depressed
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 12 hr
Gemini: It's time. Raise an army of scorpions and destroy everyone who has hurt you and never asked to be forgiven.
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Hi, it’s Abby. Yep. @abbycohenwl.bsky.social · a day
Some of you didn’t spend the summer stripping the Barbies you’d outgrown naked, turning the hose on full blast and repeatedly shooting them off the edge of the birdbath and it shows
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 13 hr
i remember that one lol
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · a day
wtf is her problem
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · a day
Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. I know you ignored the Holocaust but can we talk about my period?
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 3 days
(covered head to toe in mustard) i can explain
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · a day
[watching porn] HE’S GONNA BE LATE FOR HIS NEXT DELIVERY
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Hat @hatthebutcher.bsky.social · 1 mo
The price is right bloopers: Big money wheel crushing incident
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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 4 days
If you enter your hotel room and find a doll head on the bed, go ahead and drink what’s inside it.
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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 6 days
I may not be popular online, but offline I'm also not popular
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 2 days
They say 1 is the loneliest number, but what about 0? 0 doesn’t even have itself. What a loser
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CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social · 6 days
Oh boy, $150,000!
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 2 days
They’re not teardrops, they’re acorns. For every druid I killed
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 2 days
this might be in my top 10- it’s so great
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 2 days
TRAPPEDSHIPCONTAINER-5G
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 2 days
It’s like ads for bread or milk. Yes, we are familiar with them
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 2 days
i have never seen bob’s burgers, thank you
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 2 days
yes. yes it was
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 2 days
Looking back at my life, I can’t help wondering how I got trapped in this shipping container
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 6 days
If I lived in a yellow submarine with all my friends, I would keep that info to myself