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An indentured pleb gives you his spin on twitter 2. LGBTQ+ activism and civil rights are my jam.
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Fantasy sports and sarcasm. Account run by Grey. Hi.

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wrote for the guardian, rolling stone, gawker, others. host the "It's Christmastown" Hallmark podcast with david roth & "Quaid in Full" with sarah bunting. he/him. tampa

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Award-winning poltergeist and comedian | Writer of the Montgomery Bonbon mysteries | Pronouns like a butler coughing: he/him

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I will one day combine the powers of an AK-47 and a Hello Kitty hat.

Sam Thielman | samthielman.52 on Signal | Seen NYT Book Review, New Yorker, Slate, Atlantic, foreverwars.ghost.io | he/him | 741.5 (Comic books, strips, etc.) | NC born and raised, in Brooklyn for the duration | I’m just going out to commit certain deeds.

Your relatively cool non-threatening dorky internet dad. I have no agenda. A tangled pulsating mass of neurosis and privilege. I’m sick of these bozos at city hall.

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Generally speaking, I think it is fair to say I am a friend to the creatures of the earth when I am not eating them or wearing them as coats.

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Goodnight Duchovny girl. America’s Chubby Sweetheart. Comedian. Probably eating chips.

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TV writer. I can write normal jokes too if you pay me

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