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DeSantis-appointed Florida Surgeon General ---> Tucker Carlson ---> Crazies near you
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For those wondering about the weird rendition “Carlsor,” here’s the original at the birdsite from the TV talker himself. Not clear how the letter got truncated or by whom. ow x.com/tuckercarlso...
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It’s just different viewpoints Walter
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I mean, there was definitely a DNA injection somewhere in there.
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What do you get when you mix human DNA and goat DNA? A) banned from the petting zoo B) made into a rule by @kenwhite.bsky.social
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And here is Wendy's profile... Umm...
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Critical of just about everything
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But who is Tucker CarlsoR?
Aka “Carlos” from the dailycaller?
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A.K.A Carlos the Jackal.
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The @nytimes.com has again the finger on the pulse of history. They have legitimate viewpoints, it's us. We have to win them over.
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Brett Stephens or David Brooks?
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Does pointing and laughing count as condescending?
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Almost impossible to not sound crazy while talking about “bloodlines”.
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We just have to make an effort to understand them better, condescension does not help.
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GIVE BIRTH TO AN ASIAN BABY!
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I would LOVE to meet the non-Asian woman who cheats on her non-Asian partner with an Asian dude, gets pregnant, and when the baby comes out looking like the sidepiece, has the guts—the ABSOLUTE STONES—to try and pass it off as "the vaccine did this to our baby!"
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She'll probably claim it's the Second Coming
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“I just used Asian as an example. No reason!”
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Wendy's husband must be relieved to learn their children's unexpected complexions have a perfectly logical and innocent explanation.
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I can't understand a goddamn word my infant is saying. Sure as hell ain't English, I can tell you that much.
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This is kinda of interesting. Florida requires a physician to update their profile info 15 days after a change. Ladapo’s FL license was issued on 9/10/21. It indicates he is licensed in CA and NY. However, his CA license expired on 12/31/21. He’s actually contravening Florida statute.
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Before the money’s paw curls, make sure to include the healing factor; otherwise, things are about to HHHHUUUUURRRRTTTTT permanently.
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Healing factor goes without saying, yeah
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It's a future alibi. That vaccine is why your baby looks like the pool boy.
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Can I get a vaccine that has Black Dude Dick DNA in it?
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Me trying to teach every patient with concerns about mRNA vaccines “My college professor wanted this to become a reality in 1997”. This tech has been around for decades and it took a global crisis for it to be implemented.
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TFW your discernment can't detect the difference between TuckerCarlson and TuckerCarlsor, but you're an expert on DNA and mRNA.
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To be fair, if my husband gave birth to an Asian baby I would have several questions.
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was wondering why my wife had an asian baby. i guess this explains it!
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Covid vaccine made our baby look like the mailman!
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Those are certainly words, and I'm the form of sentences too!
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Love to know Wendy's bona fides, and her research in making such a claim. I'm sure that would be quite a read.
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You must mean that other well known Tucker, Tucker Carlsor.
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Utter insanity. Ladapo is poorly informed. dangerously so.
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Personally I am very excited for how the vaccine is going to help my husband* give birth to a baby, regardless of the baby's race. *(gonna go out on a limb and guess she isn't thinking about trans men in this narrative)
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Well, that explains why I'm adopted. Thanks, Mom.
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*We've already tried it - ethyl, methane, sulfinate as an alkylating agent and potent mutagen; it created a virus so lethal the subject was dead before it even left the table."
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You could have a whole plate of sweet and sour pork growing inside you and you wouldn’t even know it.
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"No, no, no... I didn't cheat. It's big vax!" Unethical life hacks for Fox News spouses.
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Time for my wife and me to try to have an Asian baby!