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@whalen.bsky.social

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Sarah Posner @sarahposner.bsky.social · 2 days
is there a way to block the fist pump photo in my timeline, that could be the single best improvement to BlueSky ever
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.io · 8 days
The Cyber Squire works because it reveals the Cybertruck's intense latent Homer Car energy (more in the alt text)
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 11 days
lol
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CHOAM Nomsky 💭 @thielman.bsky.social · 12 days
yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler
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If you see this, post a ghost (or two)
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Daryl Sng @dsng.bsky.social · 1 mo
Tbh the problem is that tech keeps trying to get AI to do the interesting stuff. The great stuff AI can do is take care of a lot of drudgery so that you can focus on the interesting stuff
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 1 mo
To be fair I would also discourage Jeph Loeb from writing comics
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Ruth Ann Crystal @drruth.bsky.social · 1 mo
🩺My COVID & more newsletter is out! In this issue 🐁IgG from people w/Long COVID causes mice to get Long COVID! 😯COVID causes new health problems 3 YRS after infx ✈️26x risk of COVID from plane flight > 6hrs 🥇Gold medal for 2 US athletes 12 years later & much more drruth.substack.com/p/covid-news...
COVID news & more, 6/2/24drruth.substack.com Hawaii is at a HIGH level of SARS-CoV-2 in their wastewater. The Hawaiian wastewater virus levels are as high as what was seen in December and January in the rest of the U.S. This may be due to Hawaii...
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Standplaats Krakow @standplaatskrk.pl · 1 mo
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Michelle Swope @redheadfrommars.bsky.social · 2 mo
David Lynch posting a video today teasing that something is coming for us to see and hear on June 5th might be the most exciting news of 2024. 🎥 #filmsky www.indiewire.com/news/breakin...
David Lynch Teases New Project for June 5 in Most Cryptic Way Possiblewww.indiewire.com David Lynch teases new project for June 5 in most cryptic way possible — via a video on his Twitter/X feed.
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Hamm! @hammonddiehl.bsky.social · 2 mo
This building in Los Angeles makes me so pissed off every time I see it.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 3 mo
the chatgpt crap does not hallucinate. it is a chatbot: it fucks up. it does it shitty. it does not have a mind
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reskeet with a banger picture of your cat
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Hamm! @hammonddiehl.bsky.social · 3 mo
Hey-yo, pro journalist here. It’s impossible to libel the dead. You can just say he beat the shit out of his wife and then murdered her. Try it! It’s easy, fun—and true!
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Willie Fitzgerald @williefitz.bsky.social · 1 yr
JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful! ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time* GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
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John Whalen @whalen.bsky.social · 3 mo
I write-a you off, monkey-boy!
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 4 mo
We're going to have to create a new Internet to get away from the avalanche of AI sludge that will make trying to use the one we have unbearable.
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Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 4 mo
“Do you want to hop on a quick call about this?” N 　 O 　　　 O 　　　　 o 　　　　　o 　　　　　 o 　　　　　o 　　　　 。 　　　 。 　　　. 　　　. 　　　 .
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 4 mo
Why does every recent photo of Elon Musk look like a slightly melted wax sculpture of Elon Musk?
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Hamm! @hammonddiehl.bsky.social · 4 mo
I lost my license to ill in 1990, but my license to drive a nuclear submarine *never expires*
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Hamm! @hammonddiehl.bsky.social · 4 mo
Look: I'm not saying @jamielackey.bsky.social is a witch, and I'm not saying she's not, but let me put it this way: She either gets three more backers, or a huge cloud of bats descends upon your home.
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Hoping to get to 30 backers today! I need 3 more, perhaps you are one?? www.kickstarter.com/projects/jam...
Toil and Troublewww.kickstarter.com A Pride and Prejudice retelling with witches
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Hika/Tam | HK★TMK @hikatamika.com · 5 mo
Artists & Creatives, there's a browser plugin to remove AI sites from your search results. (Good for getting real references.) Get the plugin here: iorate.github.io/ublacklist/d... Then add the AI blocklists here: iorate.github.io/ublacklist/s... 🔁 Please Boost 🔁
Introduction | uBlacklistiorate.github.io uBlacklist is a Google Search filter for Chrome, Firefox and Safari.
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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 5 mo
This is glorious and I will enjoy thinking of Nic Pizzolato absorbing this news.
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Isaac Io Schankler @eyesack.bsky.social · 5 mo
Why isn’t AI doing the tedious shit for creative people instead of doing the creative shit for tedious people
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Hamm! @hammonddiehl.bsky.social · 5 mo
Analyst No. 1: He's been taking the game to a whole other level. Analyst 2: He geared up, rested up and now he's really bringing that energy. Analyst No. 1: Bringing that new level. Analyst No. 2: A level that is 100 percent new. Analyst No. 1: 100 percent.
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@thethinblackduke.bsky.social · 6 mo
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✪ Shin Megami Jonathan H. Gray: VENGEANCE! ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · 7 mo
The way my eyes bulged before letting out the loudest laugh possible lmao
Avatar Christian Lehmann @lehmanndrc.bsky.social · 7 mo
LE film de Noël qu’il vous fallait
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John Whalen @whalen.bsky.social · 7 mo
This is peak cat. No disrespect to your cat, but come on.
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 1 yr
“Who’s this chucklefuck?” she asks. Charles le Fuck silently bristles at the informality…