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Ouuughhhh oouuuuwwwwaaaaaa ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgahhhhh guuuuuwah
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If you steal $1000, you can be sent to prison. When health insurance companies steal $50,000,000,000, they get tax breaks, subsidies and government contracts, while the people they steal from die or go into debt. But keep blaming immigrants and poor people for rising crime.
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Incredibly depressing that none of the PR chumps in DC have told the president how many demographics could be united if he'd do a few sick stunts with one of America's most recognizable celebrities
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Finally some food. Good column @pbump.com!!!
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my practical but hasty set up for our portable a/c unit's "dry mode" function looks like I'm running a budget moonshine operation
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The Federal Trade Commission, of all entities, is out here writing absolute bangers about AI snake oil. www.ftc.gov/business-gui...
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I need updated casual and work wardrobes for another brutally hot summer but I don't even know where to start getting inspiration? Where do my fellow femmes living in 100+ degree temps shop for every day clothes?
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I need updated casual and work wardrobes for another brutally hot summer but I don't even know where to start getting inspiration? Where do my fellow femmes living in 100+ degree temps shop for every day clothes?
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happy dracula going out in his lizard fashion day to you all
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Search your camera roll for art
Search your camera roll for art
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CNN article crying and throwing up about UPenn protestors cruelly bullying a counter-protestor by uhhh putting him in a chalk circle that says "designated dingus area"
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the two main ways i assert america's dominance over the british empire are spelling all the words in the phrase "this yogurt is my favorite color" correctly, and receiving an over $1,800 bill monthly for health insurance
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Fled the termite hellscape to my parents' house and the next morning we lost power here and it's still out 15 hours later, can a wiccan with neck tattoos pls tell me which lunar manifestation I have wronged?
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the pants cycle
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Pray for my DIY skills as I attempt to frankenstein two mattress toppers together to avoid paying for a sleep number bed
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In the true cyberpunk tradition the cybertruck, by taking something nominally sleek and futuristic and making it look like janky garbage, enacts a metacommentary on the ironic failure of the present to deliver on the optimistic ideas of the future in classic sci-fi. In this essay I will
Good morning, the Cybertruck is the most embarrassing vehicle ever made and stooping to work on this garbage should make you unemployable in the auto industry
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Shortly after this was taken I tried to get the DJ to play Apple Bottom Jeans by Luciano Pavarotti
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Someone help me find his hat!!
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Harnessing all my silly goose energy to apply for this job that might have me (sometimes) sitting console in mission control lol
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okay let me get this straight: there's a backorder of the generic version of a controlled substance I'm prescribed - pharmacy hasnt heard anything about restock - insurance won't cover brand name
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Moon Lander is all of us!
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cool but why does it look like a mosquito??
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I get assigned to all the cool principal investigators 😎
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I can’t believe Paramount has 20 Star Trek shows but still won’t fuck with that episode where the little bugs get into peoples heads and Riker eats worms and karate kicks guys through tables and then at the end him and Picard blow a guys head off. Where’s our show about THAT