Doug Emhoff, Kerstin Emhoff, and Kamala Harris really seem to have put in the work to make their blended family run smoothly. That can be a difficult thing, even in the best of circumstances, and it sucks that they're being attacked for it instead of commended for it.
Somewhere out there, someone is writing slash fic of Cal Quantrill and Reese McGuire where the line โyou jacked off in a fucking parking lot, you dumb fuckโ is delivered tenderly, invitinglyโฆ.
https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/3613
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"Rolling Wind-Up Dung Beetle" now on sale! Probably a world first! The dung rotates and moves forward!
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This is one of these things that sounds weird but is actually true!
The authors of Project 2025 apparently have something against the Sage-Grouse! They call it out by name 3 times!
For anyone confused about Jimmy Carter, a prankster put out a letter (which Sen. Mike Lee retweeted) claiming Carter had died and quoting the former president as calling his late wife a โbaddieโ and the โoriginal Bratโ who โthroat goat Nancy Reagan had nothing on.โ (via Bryan Metzger)
โฆoh is that why someone on bird site was like โI'm a Luciferian and I support Trumpโ and denying that Harris could ever be considered Luciferian, as if that were a thing, but apparently it is a thing
Living outside the US now I have gained the valuable perspective that having a mere 105 days to run a new candidate for office is in fact a long slog surpassing the upper limits of election season in most countries.
If you are too young to remember the 1990s, the right wing press decided that Tinky Winky was gay because he was purple, had an upside down triangle on his head, and carried a purse. Also the name Tinky Winky probably didn't help.
Like it *must* have been a stoner show because it was an amazing stoner show, but it also held allure for queer teens like myself because of the whole "Tinky Winky is gay" hysteria
The funny thing is that I was looking at social media *after* Biden's announcement, but I just assumed all the carrying-on about nominees was the same beehive of speculation it'd been for weeks.
Ok, so I've had this cartoon in the drafts folder for about six months. It was based on some random op-eds that briefly passed through the discourse but it never really felt right for the moment. But just for the record, here's a panel that I wrote (though never published) SIX MONTHS AGO.
Something is taking up all the CPU on my MacBook, making it so slow I can't even type
The process name is:
/private/var/db/com.apple.xpc.roleaccountd.staging/exec/16777233.113625052.xpc/Contents/MacOS/com.apple.MobileSoftwareUpdate.UpdateBrainService
I DID NOT ASK FOR AN UPDATED BRAIN
Not many people know this, but if you break into the National Archives and write at the bottom of the original Constitution in sharpie: "Amendment 28: The Presidential winner in 2024 has to be an Owl", then for better or worse that is binding on the nation
"Linux would have prevented this!" literally true because my former colleague KP Singh wrote a Linux driver that lets EDR apps load ebpf into the kernel to monitor and act on security hooks and Crowdstrike now use that instead of their own kernel driver so everyone please say thank you to him
