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@2facedjanus7927.bsky.social

Dead earnest, well-dressed, and capable of horrible occult activity.
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Look, I know naming and shaming is bad form on social media, but it's not in my culture, so: this guy (not Neid, he's cool) is the stupidest motherfucker I've yet encountered on this site and it's not even close. Either this is a bit, they're on coke, or they have brain damage.
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Like, everything about them radiates the kind of bright-eyed flying-at-100-miles-a-minute delusions of grandeur that the Diamond players at the casino radiate when they're $5k up at the tables and just stuck a gram up their nose. Right before they lose it all in one hand and become a suicide risk.
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I really do not understand this craze for off-white colors for kids. Like, I can see an argument where you don't want your kid's room to look like a black-light minigolf course, but I feel like your kid can see a color that isn't reminiscent of a moldering furniture store before 2 without dying.
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Ah, yeah, there's some stuff in Lancer that has that vibe, but most of it's framed as old, last-gen tech primarily used by the cheaper end of mercenaries. The manufacturer that's closest to that stuff aesthetically (IPS-N) has really bad signal warfare but tanky mechs.
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The one those designs remind me of the most is the Caliban, which is less a "mech" and more a suit of power armor used for ship-clearing operations.
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I'm not somewhere where I can get my own warclub, and anyways I still need to replace the point, but this is a decent recreation of another not-uncommon pairing, warclub and pick.
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Sadly, the most I've seen directly as of late is this bottom-of-the-barrel *kaiju* film that uses the name of Uktena and nothing else.
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All of the other *sgili* dancers are funny, but not the grey-faced *sgili* of smallpox, wrapped in his funeral shroud and wearing a white man's tricorn.
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But the worst part- the *very* worst part- is the goddamn fucking sign. Here's the old sign- it's simple and direct. You might bitch about red-and-gold being very stereotypical colors to associate with Natives, but it's inoffensive and it has Grandmother Spider (an important deity) on it.
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Here's the new sign, that was briefly up before the Tribal Council ordered it taken down as an eyesore. Most people won't understand why this sign is bad so I will explain it: -We are crossing out the eyes of Grandmother Spider like she's fucking *dead*? Really? It's insulting.
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By the by, here's the mock-up of the sign they did, which... it shouldn't have the *sgili* mask, but it'd have been a lot better! It even has the sign written in syllabary, which is always good!
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This is in response to someone making gimmicky t-shirts for sale around Bluesky and it's just such an incredible misuse of words it astounded me.
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Wearing my "anti" label like a badge of honor. (For those not neck-deep in fandom bullshit, the "anti" label is used interchangeably for "people who see shipping as weird/gross", "people who get mad over 'problematic' ships" and the one that's 1000% meant here "People who don't like pedophiles."
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Hey @djdunclive.bsky.social, congrats on the modeling job! Didn't know you were a Coheed and Cambria fan!
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Not putting this guy on blast, and I realize this will sound really fucking weird to my followers because I usually never say this, but- Christ, this is a very White opinion. No, actually when your family or loved ones are struggling with addiction you *do* have an obligation to try and help.
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Oh, I see, you're a stupid troll, understand, eat my sack.
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Not putting this person on blast because I think this is a stupid take and not a malicious take, but this is a great example of the phenomenon of groups of Online people trying to make each other incapable of functioning in society.
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This one was something: the whole thing was like 80 feet long.
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Okay, cracked the code, it is "crazy 'anti-colonialist' anarchist shit". Love the citation of DuBois, Adorno, and Chomsky like they're the Holy Trinity.
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Here's an awesome poster for the episode, apropos of nothing. Will probably use these and others by xfilesposterproject.tumblr.com as thumbnails in the future!
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This is looking real fucking tempting right now. Just don't be surprised if you can't figure out where I went tomorrow.
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There's more than one form of consequence, and I doubt all of them believe themselves immune to mortal weapons.
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The character looks like this and talks in a mumbly Texan accent, and his backstory is basically the plot of "The Outlaw Josey Wales", for the record.
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This is in response to me talking about those activists taking over the Weitzman Museum square with the demand they prove that they *aren't* sending a single dollar to Israel despite there being literally no evidence they are beyond "this is a Jewish museum".