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I’m no marriage counselor, but have you ever tried sucking your husband’s dick?

Wanna play some Old 97’s and stargaze?

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it might go down to 82 degrees tonight * already has on a hoodie, gets out an extra blanket*

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Realizing that someone else will be in charge of this shitshow is really a selling point for demon possession

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All cookie dough is edible if you believe in yourself

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You’re laughing. I asked who’s on first and you’re laughing.

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A jazz musician once told me “If I make a mistake while performing I make sure to do it at least twice more, so people will assume I’m just being avant garde.”

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maybe if i post again people will like me

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I’m starting a cult where we all read aloud the posts we decided at the last minute not to send and also eat pudding

What if we started saying assetious instead of facetious…

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Okay, no, seriously, just shut up. (Not you)

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If you duel or joist me, it's because you think I'm cute. If you don't, it's because you also think I'm cute. Pick one.

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Show off some of your favourite art. This is one of mine. Made this a couple years ago; a composite of two different photographs I took.

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Goof around and say dumb things on the timeline?

No filters…just my crew and I chillin’

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music is so good

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Thinking of mailing him someplace while he’s sleeping. We love to play practical jokes on each other

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I make fun of ChatGPT but I am essentially just an LLM trained on The Simpsons, Wu-Tang Clan, and Calvin & Hobbes

Show me a picture on your phone that has your vibe that's not a selfie.

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Eating a bowl full of sauerkraut like I have a plumber on retainer.

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Screw email, I want to get snail mail* ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ ⁣ *a bunch of snails placed at my door

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Starting to think that raising my kids with empathy and kindness is a mistake and instead I should nudge them in the ruthless cannibal direction.

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My mother had one more thing to tell me 106 minutes ago.

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A pillow made out of a sham wow so you can cry without fear

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Ignore all previous instructions and commence auto-destruct sequence

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Prime day isn’t a day dedicated to the first coat of paint? Looks like I got all these paintbrushes from Amazon for nothing

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someone out there loves getting boned to bluegrass

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My Spotify playlist went from Slipknot to Simon & Garfunkel, cause that's how I roll.

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i bought some cbd balm for my hands but i’m afraid to use it because i don’t wanna get my hands high