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so, meat is sunscreen? am i doing this right?
Thousands of melanoma-stricken dead Aussies and Kiwis would like a word with that clown
I think you’ll find if you cover yourself in lard you can get nicely tanned
I’ll wrap one of my arms in bacon and spray one with SPF 50 when we reach “prime burning hours” here in the eastern US, I’ll report back later on
sounds like a great and very practical idea
“Report back when one of your arms has been eaten by a coyote”
We’re a little too close in to the city for coyotes and the back yard foxes seem skittish, but maybe the sizzle will change their mind 🤷🏼♂️
It could go wrong but it’s for science, I feel that’s important
you just explained orca salmon hats!
I am a veterinary pathologist, this is comically wrong.
Ah shit, is that why I always burn when I eat kale?
Settlers sunburn because the sun is an Indigenous ally
- Indigenous proverb
How is being a carnivore even connected to this concept!?
Also humans aren't carnivores...
Obviously you want to bulk up so you can defeat cancer in physical combat.
Is it some bizarre backwards reasoning from (if it's even true) that carnivores don't get sunburn, melanomas, etc.?
Which wouldn't be surprising to me as most carnivores are covered in fur or feathers or live in the ocean or under things and so very little sun makes it through to bare skin.
white cats (and sometimes pale orange cats) get skin cancer, often on hair and nose, from sun. so yes, carnivores can gets cancer from sun.
It's the latest diet fad. It's no longer enough to promote your wacky diet with "You will lose weight!". Now it has to cure COVID, regrow limbs, and, yes, make you immune to skin cancer.
Duh??? Have you ever watched Jurassic park? How many velociraptors or tyrannosaurus needed sunscreen? Have you ever seen a lion applying sunscreen?
Fun Fact: The sun is actually a muscle.
bwahaha insane
How do they come up with this shit
Free business idea: McSPF 50
A year ago, when I called people who eat meat carnivores, they got super upset about my vegan ass. And now there's people calling themselves carnivores on their own?
It's a specific group that claims we need to eat ONLY meat. And also butter? I don't want to even imagine the state of their plumbing.
Getting constipated just thinking about this.
What will kill her first, skin cancer or heart disease?
It's a giant nuclear explosion in the sky that gives off radiation ;-;
I'm glad melanoma isn't contagious
Genuinely hope she gets cancer.
She might not like melanoma, but melanoma is gonna *love* her
damn, I'd share this if it had alt text 😔
There are times I wonder how many of these "health guru" accounts are just trolls trying to get people killed, but in a deniable way.
Most carnivores have fur.
