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This might be more impactful on the election than anything Biden said tonight
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Huh...not the cognitohazard I feared. Thanks Moving on now.
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She’s a great example of striking while the tuah is hawk.
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I agree with his doubly contrarian debate take!
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They must be so mad at her on Twitter
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as if they would ever spit on that thang
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lol. I saw a picture a few days ago with MAGA guys wearing a Trump shirt saying that for some reason.
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Yeah, for the same reason they hate Taylor Swift.
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Wait everyone i know who hates Taylor Swift says they hate her bc of her private jet or whatever
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Nah, it's because she's a PRETTY, WHITE, BLONDE who started out singing country songs, so she was SUPPOSED TO BE conservative! 😭😭
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The insult to injury is that, despite being LIBERAL-ISH?, she ended up with a FOOTBALL PLAYER?!? AND HE'S ALSO NOT CONSERVATIVE?!? NOOOOOO!!
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Do they also hate Elon Musk because of his jet?
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I think they have plenty of other reasons to hate Elon Musk tbh, I know I do, but I generally do not press this
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Yes. Which is why there’s @elonjet.net As well as @taylorswiftjets.bsky.social Because all Billionaires with Private Jets are scum destroying the planet.
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Okay, can I say ... I was assuming she would be a "milkshake duck" at some point, and this feels like a HUUGE relief in that sense. I mean, I guess she could still be a raging racist who doesn't like Trump, but, you know. Optimism!
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I think she was talking about “no” to blowing him
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::: squints ::: I have no way to know whether this is satire, or genuine.
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::asks wife WTH the “hawk tuah girl” is:: ::receives answer:: Sigh. Ok.
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I initially thought it was going to be something super racist in regards to Native People, and was pleasantly surprised to find out it was just old fashioned sex humor.
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I was a little disappointed that she wasn’t dubbed “the loogie job girl,” actually.
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I'm a veteran of the interwebs, and I get why they went with "hawk tuah". It's weird, makes no sense, and means you HAVE TO CLICK THROUGH to figure it out. Web traffic, shares, subscribes, trending.
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Now that’s a tiktok person I’d wanna bea best friend of And she’s got the best cow boy hat
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Style question: shouldn't "girl" be capitalized? Because it's like a proper noun now: The Hawk Tuah Girl.
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all the bros making laser tattoo removal appointments now
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A woman who jokes about sloppy oral sex... not exactly a conservative trait.
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I did. That’s why I said that. You should be a liberal single woman and see how many conservative guys get upset because you don’t want to date a guy who both doesn’t want you to have bodily autonomy but he’s also looking for a no strings relationship… drive-by booty call.
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Spit in that thang: Dark Brandon 2024 would be the most amazingly Online yard sign that would stump so many neighbors
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Wow! “That’s my kind of gal!!” to “That traitorous whore, I knew her harlot ways were that of a godless trollop!!” in just one interview. I’ll be the first to admit, with that accent her not being a Trump fan is a surprise. Never assume.
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Will TAKE it!🤩😍🥰😅🤣🤣😂💙💙💙💙💙💙
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Is she as big as Taylor Swift? Just curious.
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Why is this twatwaffle getting attention?
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She was never gunna fuck them. Lol